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Even after the mouthwash I gave you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 22, 2017 at 4:28 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Even after the mouthwash I gave you? If it was mouthwash why did it end up all over my face? 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
... You're a messy eater?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Only when it's being waved around in my face!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 21, 2017 at 11:43 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: *Rolls up wizard sleeves and concentrates* Wow. 
Aaaand he's gone.
Also thanks to my wizard magic. My powers are boundless. You're welcome, humans. By the way, did you see that shit I did to the sun the other day? Too bad I won't save up that many magic points again til 2024.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com  (August 22, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Aaaand he's gone. Seems like a bunch of trolls have been getting banned lately. Makes me proud. I hate when they act all coy like maybe they're just innocent idiots, but I never take it for granted, and sooner or later, inevitably, they show their true colors. Like we can't see through that shit.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views. 
Wished you guys hadn't band him yet, I would have liked to have a go at him myself. He's a fraud or at the least a new convert who knows nothing about the scriptures.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
 
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (August 23, 2017 at 12:35 am)Godscreated Wrote: Wished you guys hadn't band him yet, I would have liked to have a go at him myself. He's a fraud or at the least a new convert who knows nothing about the scriptures. Well yes. He was given the chance to repent before the forum rules. He gave us the middle finger. Hmmm. There is a female mod... collecting severed heads on a small cubicle. You should browse his post history and realize the difference between some theist members and the likes of him. In short, he was trolling us all. You included. |
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