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Hey Christards!
#1
Hey Christards!
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/

Quote:Hurricane Harvey heads toward Texas coast:

I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?
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#2
RE: Hey Christards!
(August 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/

Quote:Hurricane Harvey heads toward Texas coast:

I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?

I'll bet that they try to spin it that Yahweh is angry that the Confederate statues are being removed.
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#3
RE: Hey Christards!
Or they're not executing enough criminals.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#4
RE: Hey Christards!
He is still pissed about liberalization of divorce and remarriage laws.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Hey Christards!
(August 25, 2017 at 12:26 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/


I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?

I'll bet that they try to spin it that Yahweh is angry that the Confederate statues are being removed.

So he aims at Texass?  God is a shitty marksman.
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#6
RE: Hey Christards!
(August 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/hurrican...coast-nhc/

Quote:Hurricane Harvey heads toward Texas coast:

I bet it never occurred to you that maybe your silly-assed god is sending a message to the Texass legislature to stop fucking around with LGBT people's rights?

 To bad you can't see this as a natural disaster that could harm man people, I do and will pray for them.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#7
RE: Hey Christards!
So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.


seems clear enough to me . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#8
RE: Hey Christards!
Always amusing when people try to say god is love and then turn themselves inside-out trying to justify this kind of shit.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#9
RE: Hey Christards!
He sends the winds and the thunderbolt so that they might fear Him and earn His love.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#10
RE: Hey Christards!
Jesus, effin' Christ, Sunday School 101 there.

Didn't anyone else here go to Sunday School, and if they did, did anyone pay attention ???

Arrrrrgh !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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