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Is Anne Frank in Hell?
#21
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
Thankfully there is no heaven or hell. Anne Frank does not have to dine at the cosmic buffet and say Hail Marys with her Catholic tormentors.
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#22
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
Wishing someone to be in hell for the crime of not being a believer is as ridiculous and petty as setting someone on fire for not knowing the secret password to your treehouse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
(September 6, 2017 at 12:12 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'm sure she's in heaven. What a protestant pastor would say depends on the denomination. I have a friend who is a protestant pastor, and he believes only people who are Christian during this life go to heaven.

Well, as long as YOU'RE sure... Dodgy
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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#24
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
No, because hell is imaginary
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#25
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
(September 6, 2017 at 9:45 am)Harry Nevis Wrote:
(September 6, 2017 at 12:12 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'm sure she's in heaven. What a protestant pastor would say depends on the denomination. I have a friend who is a protestant pastor, and he believes only people who are Christian during this life go to heaven.

Well, as long as YOU'RE sure... Dodgy

Apparently, I missed the memo when 'sure' was redefined.
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#26
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
There's no hell, moron.  Except maybe being stuck in a room with a life insurance salesman.
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#27
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
(September 6, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 6, 2017 at 9:45 am)Harry Nevis Wrote: Well, as long as YOU'RE sure... Dodgy

Apparently, I missed the memo when 'sure' was redefined.

It was the one right after "fact", "truth" and "know".
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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#28
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
Wow, another brainless post by a Nazi troll.  I probably should just put this troll on ignore - it's questions aren't even interesting.  FIRST prove that a heaven or hell exists, troll.  If you can do that, then just maybe your question was worth the effort to type.  (Hint:  Hell doesn't exist.)  The question of whether vampires can go to heaven would have been equally valid and more interesting.
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#29
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
(September 6, 2017 at 5:50 am)chimp3 Wrote: When Anne Frank was arrested and murdered I wonder how many of the tyrants were Catholic? Did they go to your Catholic heaven?

I would guess probably not.  

Still not sure if the OP is  poe, but he is right that you won't go to Heaven if you have unrepentant mortal sin. Killing an innocent human is a very serious sin in Catholicism, and if done with full knowledge and consent of the will, is a mortal sin.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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#30
RE: Is Anne Frank in Hell?
(September 6, 2017 at 1:10 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: The question of whether vampires can go to heaven would have been equally valid and more interesting.

Vampires are undead and don't die so can't get into Heaven. Unless you drive a steak through their heart in which case they die twenty years later from cardiovascular disease.

I'm wondering about witches and warlocks though. I don't think there are morning assemblies at Hogwarts and they don't mingle with muggles so haven't heard the word of god which is why they end up in eternal limbo at Kings Cross station. I've had a taste of that and so don't envy them.
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