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It's coming up to that time of year again...

Poll: What will you do for the War on Christmas?
This poll is closed.
I'm going to say "Happy Holidays" to every Christian I meet!
6.90%
 2 6.90%
Is genocide an option this year?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
I'm going to hide until it's over
10.34%
 3 10.34%
There's a war on Christmas?
20.69%
 6 20.69%
I'm going to troll religious websites
0%
 0 0%
Make Christmas trees, not war!
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Did you run out of choices for option 7?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Fuck off, poll!
31.03%
 9 31.03%
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It's coming up to that time of year again...
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#31
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 7:07 am
I don't have the energy for a war, maybe a skirmish or two and my usual the obligatory sarcasm. 

I sure "suck it jesus" will come out of my mouth more often. Tis the season after all.
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#32
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 9:43 am
(September 22, 2017 at 6:52 am)Hammy Wrote: I bet Jesus never even bathed and he always smelled strongly of rectal cancer.



You're up against my entry; inflatable baby Jesus love doll with prelubricated orifices for pedophile priests.

Try harder.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 3:15 am
Guys, I'm not a fan of online betting ... They are way to aggressive with their advertising.
But this makes me laugh.

One corp (scalding people out of their hard earned with nothing to show for it) using another corp (scalding people out of their hard earned with nothing to show for it)
It's like a perfect tag team! hehehe

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#34
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 4:40 am
How dare you talk about Christmas before Halloween is over?!! Angry
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#35
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 5:00 am
(September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?


I think camera drones will be big this year for surveillance.

Before the great move.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#36
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 5:06 am
Instead of a war on Christmas this year, I think we should foment the war of the christmases...

Highlander style:
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 6:20 am
(September 22, 2017 at 9:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 22, 2017 at 6:52 am)Hammy Wrote: I bet Jesus never even bathed and he always smelled strongly of rectal cancer.



You're up against my entry; inflatable baby Jesus love doll with prelubricated orifices for pedophile priests.

Try harder.

I could easily beat that but probably not without breaking AF rules ROFLOL
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#38
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 9:37 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2017 at 9:37 am by Athene.)
I will scoff at/minimize the core tenets of Christianity whilst I culturally appropriate the shit out of it.

Same as last year.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 10:17 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2017 at 10:17 am by Crossless2.0.)
I'm going to set aside the holidays entirely and just make random children cry. There's no limit on that holiday season.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 23, 2017 at 10:40 am
I'll be putting up my Raptor Jesus manger scene again this year.
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