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Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson

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Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 3:23 am
(October 3, 2017 at 2:00 am)Minimalist Wrote: Caption this photo:

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I stuck this finger up my ass and now it smells like shit.


*gollum, gollum*  precioussssss.....

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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 4:31 am
'Aim here'.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 5:36 am
Fuck Robertson!
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 9:22 am
(October 3, 2017 at 5:36 am)chimp3 Wrote: Fuck Robertson!


You first. He's not exactly my type. 

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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 9:40 am
Can't this nasty fuck just go and meet his maker already, we're all sick of him down here, let him have his reward now please.
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 9:45 am
I swear, old fucks like Pat have found the secret to longevity in being the biggest, smug, pious, cunts possible.
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 10:05 am
That pic makes him look like Bilbo and Gollum had a baby that grew to be older than both of them combined.

It's fucked up but he's not technically wrong (from a religious perspective). Every horribly evil thing he says can easily, EASILY be justified with reference to his book of obscene bedtime stories.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 10:27 am
(October 3, 2017 at 10:05 am)Astonished Wrote: That pic makes him look like Bilbo and Gollum had a baby that grew to be older than both of them combined.

It's fucked up but he's not technically wrong (from a religious perspective). Every horribly evil thing he says can easily, EASILY be justified with reference to his book of obscene bedtime stories.


Well . . .

Pat does not use the Godly King James Bible, instead he uses the demonic NIV. So, while he might get the occasional jot or tittle correct, he's still DAMNED.
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 10:34 am
[Image: cbn_700club_soccer_150406a-800x430.jpg]

I tried this finger....I think I'm gonna need some prune juice though.
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RE: Thank you for more of your nonsense, Pat Robertson
October 3, 2017 at 11:01 am
(October 3, 2017 at 10:34 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: [Image: cbn_700club_soccer_150406a-800x430.jpg]

I tried this finger....I think I'm gonna need some prune juice though.

Hitchens comes through again; his slam against Falwell works just as well here. "If you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox."
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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