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Damned Catholics
RE: Damned Catholics
(September 30, 2017 at 7:37 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: Bishop of Waterford to all the public health doctors administering the HPV vaccine to Irish schoolgirls:
"Stop giving them that. I know more about medicine than you lot."

Must have gotten great knowledge from fucking little boys.

That someone can utter that and not be forcibly committed is criminally negligent on all of our part.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: Damned Catholics
(September 30, 2017 at 7:37 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: Bishop of Waterford to all the public health doctors administering the HPV vaccine to Irish schoolgirls:
"Stop giving them that. I know more about medicine than you lot."

Must have gotten great knowledge from fucking little boys.


Quote:Getting the HPV vaccine “could” make young girls more promiscuous because “it changes the mentality,”

It's a great pity there's no hell for these bastards to burn in.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Damned Catholics
(October 1, 2017 at 3:21 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(September 30, 2017 at 7:37 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: Bishop of Waterford to all the public health doctors administering the HPV vaccine to Irish schoolgirls:
"Stop giving them that. I know more about medicine than you lot."

Must have gotten great knowledge from fucking little boys.


Quote:Getting the HPV vaccine “could” make young girls more promiscuous because “it changes the mentality,”

It's a great pity there's no hell for these bastards to burn in.

I bet we could make one. As soon as we harness the singularity and convert our consciousness to a computer program.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Follow Up to #1186

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-...-1.3552018

Quote:Number of women accusing Catholic priest of sexual abuse rises to 23

Guess that whole celibacy thing was a piss-poor idea.
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RE: Damned Catholics
There must not be a priest left in Brazil.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41704429


Quote:Brazil police arrests 108 in major anti-paedophilia operation

Certainly not the worst possible outcome!
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RE: Damned Catholics
(October 20, 2017 at 10:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There must not be a priest left in Brazil.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41704429


Quote:Brazil police arrests 108 in major anti-paedophilia operation

Certainly not the worst possible outcome!

The rest are boinking willing women.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Damned Catholics
http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/23/media/bi...index.html

Bill O'Reilly blames god for him getting into trouble. (Are Catholics allowed to do that?)
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: Damned Catholics
I'd love to see the gay porn he sent one of his victims
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Catholics
(October 24, 2017 at 9:49 am)Divinity Wrote: (Are Catholics allowed to do that?)

Let's face it when it comes to Catholics except for kneeling in Church or spending your life in a cave on your knees everything else seems to be sinful, therefore not allowed - you know the Sin of omission.
I mean so many Christians on this forum are wasting their time and money when they could be helping hobos. Are not human beings more important then writing messages on internet how Trump and his supporters are being persecuted?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
(October 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 20, 2017 at 10:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There must not be a priest left in Brazil.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41704429



Certainly not the worst possible outcome!

The rest are boinking willing women.

Quote:An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golf ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured over the little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're okay, and I apologize. I really didn't mean to hit you." And the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I know! I'll give him the three things I would want - a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods, and when he goes looking for the ball, the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now."
He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?"
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "I win fortunes in golf. And if I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, "It's OK."
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a day?"
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes twice a week."
"What?!?!" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice a week?!"
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."
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