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I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 7:04 pm
(October 5, 2017 at 10:55 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow, disgusting.

At least one of the hypocritical bastards had the integrity to step down.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 1:40 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(October 5, 2017 at 8:57 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: It's the common hypocrisy of the religous right.
It's similar to how they condemn fornication and masturbation but almost all have done or do it. The difference is Murphy made a promise to his wife and this is what makes it immoral. And use a condom.

I knew of so-called traditional Catholics (the SSPX type, just Wikipedia it) that were getting abortions or were using birth control.  In fact, there were SSPX priests who advised that women should use birth control while these same women were "confessing" their sins in the confessional!  (Probably a good idea to use birth control anyway while in the confessional!)

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That's mainly because up until 1869 the catholic church was a-ok with abortion, setting the limit at either forty days or thirteen weeks, depending on how conservative the theologian you were currently talking to was.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 7:58 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 1:40 pm)Jehanne Wrote: I knew of so-called traditional Catholics (the SSPX type, just Wikipedia it) that were getting abortions or were using birth control.  In fact, there were SSPX priests who advised that women should use birth control while these same women were "confessing" their sins in the confessional!  (Probably a good idea to use birth control anyway while in the confessional!)

P.S.  "Wikipedia" is now a verb, like "Google", and, remember it all started here (of course, this only means that it started somewhere else.)

That's mainly because up until 1869 the catholic church was a-ok with abortion, setting the limit at either forty days or thirteen weeks, depending on how conservative the theologian you were currently talking to was.

Yeah, the "Church" has changed its ("her") tune on practically everything.  Someday here soon (in the next century), you'll have a Pope who is openly pro-choice.  It's all man-made, a meme.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 8:03 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 8:04 pm by vorlon13.)
(October 6, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: That's mainly because up until 1869 the catholic church was a-ok with abortion, setting the limit at either forty days or thirteen weeks, depending on how conservative the theologian you were currently talking to was.

Yeah, the "Church" has changed its ("her") tune on practically everything.  Someday here soon (in the next century), you'll have a Pope who is openly pro-choice.  It's all man-made, a meme.

One might think a bible based faith might be rather constrained in policy regarding abortion by their um . . .



er . . . .



uh . . .



well not to belabor the obvious, but by their own bibles.

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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 8:08 pm
Why are arseholes like this never fired? They're allowed to retire or resign, usually to 'spend more time with their family', but you never see one actually officially sacked. You try pulling the same sort of shit that they do and see what happens.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 8:27 pm
back in the 90s I seem to recall an attempt to fire one . . .

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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 6, 2017 at 9:05 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 8:08 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why are arseholes like this never fired? They're allowed to retire or resign, usually to 'spend more time with their family', but you never see one actually officially sacked. You try pulling the same sort of shit that they do and see what happens.

You can't fire a congressman.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 7, 2017 at 7:50 am
(October 6, 2017 at 1:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: yeppers


One less sack of shit in congress, but fear not, I'm sure his constituents are chomping at the bit to put another one in his seat.  Someone who can tell them what they want to hear and fuck it all to hell in his private life.


Ronald Reagan would be so proud . . .

Nancy Reagan, OTOH, would be mystified "they're letting us get away with this too?  Shiiiiiiiiit . . . . . . "

Maybe next time they'll find a real, true christian.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 7, 2017 at 8:45 am (This post was last modified: October 7, 2017 at 8:48 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 6, 2017 at 7:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 5, 2017 at 10:55 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow, disgusting.

At least one of the hypocritical bastards had the integrity to step down.

He didn't step down because of the abortion thing.  He was getting ahead of a different bit of shittiness regarding the treatment of his office staff..and whether or not some of his people were getting paid in excess of the legal limit.

Surprise, surprise.  Except not.
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RE: I'm against abortion until my mistress needs one
October 7, 2017 at 8:03 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 9:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 8:08 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why are arseholes like this never fired? They're allowed to retire or resign, usually to 'spend more time with their family', but you never see one actually officially sacked. You try pulling the same sort of shit that they do and see what happens.

You can't fire a congressman.

American politics is weird. Wink
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