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What would you do if you found out that I was God?
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What would you do if you found out that I was God?
BOW! BOW, YA SHITS!
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#2
RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
This is like the fourth thread of this line of querying, and one of them got locked.

But I'd have to see your resume, cover letter and letters of recommendation to determine what I'd do.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
I would probably get in touch with your next of kin and let them know you've gone insane!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
Worship All hail Aegon! (and his dragons Wink)
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#5
RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
MAKE ME YOUNG AGAIN !!!!
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#6
RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
Careful what you wish for...

You'll just make the same mistakes again...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
Some mistakes are fun to make again and again Wink
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#8
RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
Get on my knees, of course
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
(October 7, 2017 at 12:19 am)Aegon Wrote: BOW! BOW, YA SHITS!

What if you found out that Angelina Jolie was giving me a blowjob as you read this? Big Grin

No, please don't call me Trump because on the long infinitely UNLIKELY chance such an event would happen, it would be based on CONSENT. I'd still ask first.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that I was God?
What does god need with a divers watch?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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