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Poll: What if there were less of these fucking tiring hypothetical 'what if' threads?
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What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
#11
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
The basic rule of grammar is that if it sounds wrong, it is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
(October 14, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(October 14, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Hammy Wrote: I would cease masturbating immediately.

I'd have to, out of habit, finish the job off.
I'd suppose, in my mind, I'd have to move to the cockpit.

How appropriate.

(My bold!!! My bold bold bold bold BOLD!)

Quote:What if you had to choose between Kim Jong and a chimpanzee for a sexual partner?

As vile as she was I'd definitely pick my ex-roommate over Kim Jong.
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#13
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
(October 14, 2017 at 9:56 pm)Cyberman Wrote: The basic rule of grammar is that if it sounds wrong, it is.

I wonder if there's a rule of thumb which governs rules of thumbs? Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
What if I wanted to extrapolate more on the complexities of what ifs within the societal constructs of what if minded people who use what if scenarios to their advantage in this dangerously what iffing world?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#15
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
I'd tell you to kindly go and what if yourself.

And then I'd ask if I could watch.
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#16
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
^^^
that mind fuck gave me an orgasm!

[Image: giphy.gif]

/thread
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#18
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
(October 14, 2017 at 10:44 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Can I ask a question?

Too late I already asked you one.

Next on my list: I put my penis in someone's ear and ask if they appreciate the sound of a penis.
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#19
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
Cease masturbating immediately. Wow these questions are all really easy.
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