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RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
October 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm
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(October 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Don't interfere with nature ...It knows best.
Animals and plants which go extinct do so for a reason. It's part of God's mysterious ways.
LR learnt me that one!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What if there were less of these fucking tiring 'what if' threads?
October 15, 2017 at 6:50 pm
(October 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: Next on my list: I put my penis in someone's ear and ask if they appreciate the sound of a penis.
"A penis, a penis,
The greatest gift that I possess.
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis."
-- Monsignor Ken Dodd, diddy bishop of Knotty Ash
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
