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Ninja cat.....
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RE: Ninja cat.....
October 24, 2017 at 5:57 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 5:45 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: They have scent glands in their cheeks. You're a marked man.

I'm marked when I play with her and she claws my hand to shreds.
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October 24, 2017 at 6:00 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 5:57 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 24, 2017 at 5:45 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: They have scent glands in their cheeks. You're a marked man.

I'm marked when I play with her and she claws my hand to shreds.

Fun fact: Doing jumping jacks in front of two bored pit bulls can lead to castration, as I came uncomfortably close to finding out about a month ago.

And the wife wonders why I'm gaining weight.
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October 24, 2017 at 6:03 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 6:00 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Fun fact: Doing jumping jacks in front of two bored pit bulls can lead to castration, as I came uncomfortably close to finding out about a month ago.

And the wife wonders why I'm gaining weight.

Oh, dear.....wait, were you naked?
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RE: Ninja cat.....
October 24, 2017 at 6:05 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 24, 2017 at 6:00 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Fun fact: Doing jumping jacks in front of two bored pit bulls can lead to castration, as I came uncomfortably close to finding out about a month ago.

And the wife wonders why I'm gaining weight.

Oh, dear.....wait, were you naked?

No. But believe me, fabric wouldn't have mattered.

A matter of centimeters, I tell you.  All in fun, from their perspective, but still . . . Confused
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October 24, 2017 at 6:08 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 6:05 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: No. But believe me, fabric wouldn't have mattered.

A matter of centimeters, I tell you.  All in fun, from their perspective, but still . . . Confused

Wow, that's just messed up. I hope you weren't permanently damaged in any way.
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October 24, 2017 at 6:58 pm
My dog stares at you with what people have referred to as "cold dead shark eyes" and she does not stop. I've taken her to the pool and had complete strangers just break under the pressure of her glare, screaming "WHAT!!!WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
She's a photo bomber too. I have so many pics of my neice and nephew where I had no idea she was in the room much less in the shot, with those eyes..
She's a good dog tho. She does that lick me on my leg same spot too when I get out of the shower! Is that just like, their favorite places on our bodies to lick or something??!
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RE: Ninja cat.....
October 24, 2017 at 7:20 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 6:58 pm)Luckie Wrote: My dog stares at you with what people have referred to as "cold dead shark eyes" and she does not stop. I've taken her to the pool and had complete strangers just break under the pressure of her glare, screaming "WHAT!!!WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
She's a photo bomber too. I have so many pics of my neice and nephew where I had no idea she was in the room much less in the shot, with those eyes..
She's a good dog tho. She does that lick me on my leg same spot too when I get out of the shower! Is that just like, their favorite places on our bodies to lick or something??!

Dogs Are More Expressive When Someone Is Looking
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October 24, 2017 at 9:13 pm
EABUC#2 is quite relaxed of late for using the litter box in my presence.


Handy, as the vet does ask about urine stream.
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RE: Ninja cat.....
October 24, 2017 at 10:00 pm
(October 24, 2017 at 7:20 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Dogs Are More Expressive When Someone Is Looking


I think my dogs face muscles are just permanently fused in the same position..

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It's cool though she makes up for it in entertainment. :

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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October 25, 2017 at 7:12 am
(October 24, 2017 at 5:09 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: The main way that cats show love and respect for you is bumping their heads against you.  My cat does that all the time.

You're lucky ...Mine's just as happy to stick his arse in my face to say g'day... Maybe there's an eye in there somewhere? Dunno
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