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Religion Founders: Death Match!

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Religion Founders: Death Match!
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 7:29 pm
Bobby Henderson vs Muhammad.

Poor Bobby would get fucked up.
But hey, every true cause needs a martyr.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 31, 2017 at 4:50 am
Superman vs Captain Underpants?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 31, 2017 at 12:46 pm
The Buddha VS Lao Tzu

I would also like The Prophet Muhammed VS Mahavira as i feel they are both very strong.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 31, 2017 at 12:48 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2017 at 12:51 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.

Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg 

I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.

Shit, any of Smith's wives could have kicked Swedenborg's ass.
(October 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Buddha vs. Krishna.  Buddha was all about being one with everything. Krishna could manifest into hundreds of blue dudes. Buddha would quickly be outnumbered.

Perhaps. But Buddha might still have been able to see through the apparent multiplicity of appearances to apprehend the unity of his opponent.

[Corner man]: Hit the one in the middle, Buddha! The middle, damn it!
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
November 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm (This post was last modified: November 1, 2017 at 9:53 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Stalin vs. Jesus - I see those two battling with their wide spread insignia that celebrates their narcissism while hypocritically proclaiming humility on themselves and demanding it from others. Like first they argue who has more statues devoted to them, then who leashes more fear on people and then it becomes physical with Stalin throwing his busts and portraits on the carpenter and Jesus striking back with crucifixions as shurikens and bigger crucifixions as maces and swords (their ammo is limited to the actual number of mentioned stuff being fabricated for classrooms, homes, offices etc.)
Then it gets bloody as they throw dead people that died in their name.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
November 1, 2017 at 9:53 pm
Me versus Jesus.
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#17
RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
November 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm
Quote:Jesus vs Mohammed.

How would you know when either of them was in the ring?
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
November 1, 2017 at 11:58 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2017 at 12:02 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.

Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg 

I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD ALREADY!
(October 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Buddha vs. Krishna.  Buddha was all about being one with everything. Krishna could manifest into hundreds of blue dudes. Buddha would quickly be outnumbered.

I'm pretty sure that one ends in a stalemate resulting in Buddha sulking next to a tree while he ignores Krishna constantly tries to distract him with weirder and weirder looking blue dudes.
(October 30, 2017 at 6:30 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Odin vs All

I guess now is the time to confess that Ra is my favorite god ever.
(November 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Jesus vs Mohammed.

How would you know when either of them was in the ring?

When billions of people start bullshitting about it.
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