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Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
#81
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
Indeed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#82
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
(November 2, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Indeed.

How can you say "Indeed"? What if you don't own the deed? If you don't live on the property would you call that an "outdeed"?

HA I made a funny. Big Grin

(Note to self: Duck rotten tomatos.)

The key to horrible jokes is copious amounts of eating led paint.
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#83
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
As lo9ng as it's the dirty deed, count me in it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#84
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
(November 2, 2017 at 1:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The key to horrible jokes is copious amounts of eating led paint.

I guess with the technology ramping up they can make LED paint? Well I made a funny too. Its Lead, or Plumbum, AKA a big threat to the human mind.
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#85
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
(November 2, 2017 at 1:59 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(November 2, 2017 at 1:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The key to horrible jokes is copious amounts of eating led paint.

I guess with the technology ramping up they can make LED paint? Well I made a funny too. Its Lead, or Plumbum, AKA a big threat to the human mind.

I transpose "there" and "their" constantly too. And yes I do know the difference. 

I have a hard time with L.E.D.

And "Lead the way"

And "Lead paint" 

When I win the lottery and can afford a staff you wont see this as much.

I get it, but I also am not going to commit suicide for not being perfect.
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#86
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
Just remember the great Stan Laurel's wise words: "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#87
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
(November 2, 2017 at 2:55 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Just remember the great Stan Laurel's wise words: "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."

You know how long it took me to remember the spelling of "restaurant". FUCKING FOREVER.

"Lead in gas"

And "take the lead"

"Dont be lead by nonsense"

ARE FUCKING confusing to me because they are spelled the same. 

Now that I know I will try to remember. But even with "their" and "there" I can get on auto pilot and type one meaning the other, then catch my mistake after I cant go back and edit it.

I've always been a horrible speller. But believe me, I really do try to pay attention to the red line under each misspelled word and do try to correct them as much a possible.
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#88
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
Typos are good because it shows that people are paying attention to the comments.
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#89
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
(November 2, 2017 at 7:58 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(October 31, 2017 at 7:42 pm)alpha male Wrote: This ISN'T about whether it's terrorism or NOT terrorism.

It's ONLY about the AVAILABILITY of TRUCKS.

WHEN WILL WE LEARN???

Subtle difference is that when I walk down the street and see a guys driving trucks, I don't automatically suspect that any or all of them might suddenly aim those trucks at me and want to end my life.

I was at a shooting range yesterday (wife and I took our first handgun training class). I didn't suspect that anyone there would suddenly aim their gun at me and want to end my life. I actually felt safer there than on the road getting there.
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#90
RE: Driver hits people in Manhattan; multiple deaths
I rather feel you're not getting the point, for one reason or another. Yes, literally anything can be used to kill and maim people, the recent tragedy illustrate that. Yet there aren't many things besides weaponry with the capacity to cause injury and death when used as the manufacturer intended.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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