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Lets talk about your pants
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Wait . . . there's more than one way to put jeans on?
I normally just put my legs in them and then pull them up so I can walk around with the jeans on my legs. 
there was that aerosol denim back in the 70s . . .
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 RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 2, 2017 at 12:05 am
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2017 at 12:08 am by Rev. Rye.)
For me, it's pretty simple.
On: Find the leg holes and put corresponding leg in each hole. As soon as I'm sure they're in the right leg, Pull up. Off: De-belt, Unbutton, let gravity or a couple steps do the hard work, and step out. Usual pants: Jeans for the day, black chinos if it's something formal, pyjama pants at night after my usual bath (or if it's just too late to bother with a bath and I just want to slip into something more comfortable before I fall asleep.)
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I try to avoid wearing pants at all costs.
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Wiser words were never spoken.  (November 1, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(November 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: Jeans or Khaki's. I don't think there's anything special about the way I put them on or take them off. Maybe I can get the kind that go under the shirt.  (November 2, 2017 at 8:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I worked for several years in a Class 1000 clean room. It's a real bitch to get the bunny suit on with shoes, but the clean room managers bitched about stocking feet. So I did it out of eye shot. 
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I have bad balance and worse knees so I sit down put both feet in and then grew them and stand up. Lol.
To take them off, I just unbutton and shake my butt/legs until they’re off. That’s for jeans. For yoga pants I just peel them off lol. 
I've put me trousies on via all the methods mentioned here - standing, sitting, one leg, both legs, etc. I'm desperate for something new. Here's my plan:
1. Without wearing them, thread my belt through the loops. 2. Hang the back of the belt over a conveniently-placed doorknob. 2a. Double check to make sure that the BACK of the trousies are against the door, and the fly part is facing into the room. 3. Retreat as far as possible to the opposite side of the room, clearing potential obstructions along the way. 4. When in position, turn and face me trousies in a stern, no-nonsense manner. 5. Get a running start. 6. With my typical keen eye for velocity and distance, leap into the air at the most opportune moment. 7. Perform a series of quite frankly astonishing aerial acrobatics and come to rest with my legs properly placed inside the trousers. I'll let you all know how this works out. Boru
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 (November 2, 2017 at 6:00 pm)Losty Wrote: To take them off, I just unbutton and shake my butt/legs until they’re off. That image is going to last me all winter... 
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