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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 3, 2017 at 6:28 am
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I wear these for work.... The ultimate denim work pants with a million pockets and Hard Yakka tough...
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 3, 2017 at 7:54 am
(November 2, 2017 at 10:24 pm)Losty Wrote: I mean, you can wear regular panties if you don’t mind everyone being able to see the outline of your panties through your pants. Or if you don’t like people seeing them you can wear No shows. Or you can just wear legs
I'd like to wear someone's legs...
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 3, 2017 at 7:55 am
(November 2, 2017 at 8:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought that was in.
That's what
she said!
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 3, 2017 at 7:06 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 6:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've put me trousies on via all the methods mentioned here - standing, sitting, one leg, both legs, etc. I'm desperate for something new. Here's my plan:
1. Without wearing them, thread my belt through the loops.
2. Hang the back of the belt over a conveniently-placed doorknob.
2a. Double check to make sure that the BACK of the trousies are against the door, and the fly part is facing into the room.
3. Retreat as far as possible to the opposite side of the room, clearing potential obstructions along the way.
4. When in position, turn and face me trousies in a stern, no-nonsense manner.
5. Get a running start.
6. With my typical keen eye for velocity and distance, leap into the air at the most opportune moment.
7. Perform a series of quite frankly astonishing aerial acrobatics and come to rest with my legs properly placed inside the trousers.
I'll let you all know how this works out.
Boru
Minor scrapes and bruises, and the doctor says if I stay off my coccyx for a week I should be able to walk again.
The trousers, doorknob and belt are a complete loss.
Boru
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