Posts: 67189
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation:
162
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 6:42 am
The host of hell got ahold of rosetta stone at some point in the last 2k years.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:39 am
This is a good thing. UK demons should get more exorcise. The obesity rate for spiritual entities has been overlooked for far too long.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Posts: 7568
Threads: 20
Joined: July 26, 2013
Reputation:
54
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:40 am
Call me old fashioned, but I think if priests are going to kick up a fuss to drive out demons it’s not too much to hope they’d make the effort to learn Latin. Otherwise, what’s the point? If inelegant American English is now good enough, the family of the poor bastard might as well just drag him to the nearest Evangelical whack job.
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation:
92
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:47 am
Well, body Thetans understand English . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:48 am
If they really wanted to get with the times, they should have proposed doing their little incantations in txtspk or cat memes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Posts: 28310
Threads: 522
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation:
90
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:51 am
Deaf demons everywhere sigh in relief.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Posts: 30974
Threads: 204
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation:
141
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:58 am
Hey if English was good enough for Jesus...
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 8:01 am
17th century English, at that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
