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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 11:43 am
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 12:23 pm
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Brazilian girls have legendarily sweet asses (backseat to argentinians..I'd wager)...and it;s ridiculous to imagine that some catholic priest can resist -that-. So cut the bullshit and preempt scandal before it happens. Everybody knows, by now...that priests fuck. If the holy see can abandon pretense for just a minute.....catholicism can proceed uninhibited. A test case, if you will, for priest's inability to resist sweet ass all over the world.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 2:31 pm
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm
What if the demon only speaks welsh??
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 2:50 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What if the demon only speaks welsh??
Whale-song?
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What if the demon only speaks welsh??
Well, it'd prove it
was a demon.
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