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Would you rather
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Would you rather
Would you rather have severe anal trauma or be exposed to religion? EDIT: By being exposed I meant that you actually take religion seriously.

Edit: I can't decide.
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I have already been exposed to religion.I was religious. If you mean having to be around religious people who call for prayer or other stuff assuming everyone there is religious it will probably happen again.

Either or both are far preferable to anal trauma.
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What a stupid question:  We're all exposed to religion every day.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Do I get to pick the religion? If so, I'll take native american.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Religion is already a pain in the ass. Is this the answer you were digging for? Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(November 12, 2017 at 8:56 am)Fireball Wrote: Religion is already a pain in the ass. Is this the answer you were digging for? Tongue

Only if you're a Catholic boy!

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(November 12, 2017 at 6:35 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Would you rather have severe anal trauma or be exposed to religion? EDIT: By being exposed I meant that you actually take religion seriously.

Edit: I can't decide.

All too often, the one is a consequence of the other.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(November 12, 2017 at 6:35 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Would you rather have severe anal trauma or be exposed to religion? EDIT: By being exposed I meant that you actually take religion seriously.

Edit: I can't decide.

Define "trauma"... Shy
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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(November 12, 2017 at 6:35 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Would you rather have severe anal trauma or be exposed to religion? EDIT: By being exposed I meant that you actually take religion seriously.

Edit: I can't decide.

Like American History X anal trauma or like dude who died from a horse cock anal trauma?

These are details I need to know before I commit to an answer.
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I mean, I tried to take it seriously for a long a time and I simply wasn't convinced. But going to church wasn't so bad, going again wouldn't be so bad. Don't expect me to pay attention.
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But on this battlefield no one wins

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