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True story, but guess what I was thinking...
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True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 2:16 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2017 at 2:35 pm by Brian37.)
Today I went shopping and outside at the newstand, the Headline read, "VA hired doctors with spotty pasts."

"In other news"

Now guess what I was thinking.
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RE: True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 2:23 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Today I went shopping and outside at the newstand, the Headline read, "VA hired dotors with spotty pasts."

"In other news"

Now guess what I was thinking.

Where you thinking that "Birdseye" is a very poor choice of name for a food company?



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RE: True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 2:30 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Today I went shopping and outside at the newstand, the Headline read, "VA hired dotors with spotty pasts."

"In other news"

Now guess what I was thinking.

VA's no different from most hospitals.
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RE: True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 2:36 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 2:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 4, 2017 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Today I went shopping and outside at the newstand, the Headline read, "VA hired dotors with spotty pasts."

"In other news"

Now guess what I was thinking.

VA's no different from most hospitals.

Nope, who is the biggest jackass hording the news cycle whom also has a spotty past.
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December 4, 2017 at 2:38 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 2:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 4, 2017 at 2:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: VA's no different from most hospitals.

Nope, who is the biggest jackass hording the news cycle whom also has a spotty past.

You cast a wider net...
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RE: True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 3:00 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 2:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 4, 2017 at 2:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Nope, who is the biggest jackass hording the news cycle whom also has a spotty past.

You cast a wider net...

Really? No, there is only ONE asshole making a mockery of this nation on the global stage right now.
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RE: True story, but guess what I was thinking...
December 4, 2017 at 3:09 pm
(December 4, 2017 at 3:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 4, 2017 at 2:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You cast a wider net...

Really? No, there is only ONE asshole making a mockery of this nation on the global stage right now.

Bloody Obama!


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December 4, 2017 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2017 at 3:36 pm by Brian37.)
(December 4, 2017 at 3:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 4, 2017 at 3:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Really? No, there is only ONE asshole making a mockery of this nation on the global stage right now.

Bloody Obama!


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DAMNED RIGHT! I know that secret Kenyan sank the Titanic. 

I am not kidding, when I read that article title all I could think was, "Yea, that is bad, sure it needs to be fixed........BUUUUUUT". "In other news".
There was a black guy, manager of the Food Lion and an employee taking a break, sitting  on a bench outside. I mentioned the title of the article and said, "In other news, America hired a leader with a spotty record."

They laughed.
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