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How atheist are you?
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 RE: How atheist are you?
December 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2017 at 11:27 pm by Cyberman.)
How do you know what "God" thinks? Let alone that there's anything there at all?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (December 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote: How do you know what "God" thinks? Let alone that there's anything there at all? Because he, like many christers, presumes to know the mind of gawd despite direct instruction to the contrary.
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7. I've lived a pretty sinful life so I hope I'm right, lmao!
 RE: How atheist are you?
December 11, 2017 at 11:58 pm
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 12:11 am by Haipule.)
(December 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote: How do you know what "God" thinks? Let alone that there's anything there at all?It's called the bible--HELLO! (December 11, 2017 at 11:49 pm)Dnte Wrote: 7. I've lived a pretty sinful life so I hope I'm right, lmao!Good for you! I hope your wrong for the same reason!  (December 11, 2017 at 11:31 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:Which "direct" instructions are you referring to? The churches? Certainly not the mind of thee Anointed-One called the bible! Dude! I trust Jesus but not "Christ". Christ didn't die on a cross, Jesus did! The church made up "Christ", I didn't!(December 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote: How do you know what "God" thinks? Let alone that there's anything there at all? RE: How atheist are you?
December 12, 2017 at 12:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 12:31 am by Dnte.)
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(December 11, 2017 at 11:58 pm)Haipule Wrote:(December 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote: How do you know what "God" thinks? Let alone that there's anything there at all?It's called the bible--HELLO! Hello. If you want to talk about books, be my guest. But you were talking about a god. The two are not even slightly the same thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
6 on a typical day.
Higher if I'm feeling crotchety or particularly annoyed.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
(December 12, 2017 at 12:20 am)Cyberman Wrote:Funny, I used to think that if there is no God and, He did not reveal Himself, then nothing matters. But, if there is a God and, He did reveal Himself(the bible) then nothing else matters! But that is not true! The only thing that matters is life itself! The book itself is just instructions for life! Therefore, life is the only thing that matters!(December 11, 2017 at 11:58 pm)Haipule Wrote: It's called the bible--HELLO!  |
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