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Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2017 at 5:55 pm by TheoneandonlytrueGod.)
As an exercise in futility use one or more of the following headings to prove the existence of God.
Do not ask me to define God, I won't do it; use whatever definition you wish.
Empirical
Rational
Physical
Logical
Nonsense
Telelogical
Oncological
Theoretical
Fictional
Surrealist
And finally
I respectfully request that MK and LR not respond. If in fact they are members of this Forum. Thanks.
Robert
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 6:33 pm
Duh fuck?
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 6:37 pm
Actually, only those two maniacs should respond.
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 6:38 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 11:01 pm
Damn, now I feel obligated. Hi Y'all!
Oh, wait................ he said MK. NVM.
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 11:07 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 6:38 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
Thanks. I wasn't sure about that "request". It was only a request not a denial. Of course they could ignore the "request".
Robert
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 11, 2017 at 11:11 pm
The bible says so.
Checkmate, atheists!
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 12, 2017 at 12:26 am
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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Proof that God exists
December 12, 2017 at 12:35 am
(December 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm)TheoneandonlytrueGod Wrote: As an exercise in futility use one or more of the following headings to prove the existence of God.
Do not ask me to define God, I won't do it; use whatever definition you wish.
Empirical
Rational
Physical
Logical
Nonsense
Telelogical
Oncological Ontological?
Theoretical
Fictional
Surrealist
And finally
I respectfully request that MK and LR not respond. If in fact they are members of this Forum. Thanks.
A change to your request, noted above.
Though I do have to say LR seems like a tumor on the backside of the forum.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
