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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 5:24 pm
I'm glad many of you honored authors. My favorite book...well, I've only written one book!
https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Up-Call-Will...B00F8CVHJ8
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 5:25 pm
Min's scared he'll catch Jesus germs!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 9:59 pm
I just hugged my Pentecostal parents about an hour ago.
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 10:05 pm
I'd hug CL in a heartbeat, but her hubs might not appreciate it. I wouldn't want him to go to hell for murdering me. Also I wouldn't want him murdering me. I've really been trying to avoid that lately.
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 10:13 pm
(December 18, 2017 at 10:05 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'd hug CL in a heartbeat, but her hubs might not appreciate it. I wouldn't want him to go to hell for murdering me. Also I wouldn't want him murdering me. I've really been trying to avoid that lately.
Not familiar with the friendly platonic hug, I take it?
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 10:26 pm
(December 18, 2017 at 11:16 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I like Jimmy Carter's philanthropy.
Yeah, I can't do any better than that so I'll second it.
IMHO, he was a horrible president and of course I disagree with him theologically but he strikes me as an absolutely first-class human being.
It's unusual for a person who has sat in the Oval Office to personally wield hammer and saw to help build houses for the poor - not for theatrics but out of a genuine desire to do good.
A humble and GREAT man.
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 11:15 pm
Call 1-800-Eat-Shit to learn why you should fuck-off and die!
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 18, 2017 at 11:18 pm
I'm sure he will be fucking off quite soon. (I don't know about dying, sadly.)
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RE: Hug a Theist
December 19, 2017 at 12:36 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 12:37 am by Neo-Scholastic.)
I'm not a hugger but I would certainly shake Thomas Nagel's hand. And I'd love to share a couple of drinks with Richard Carrier. He's a hoot.
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