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Hug a Theist
#11
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I'm glad many of you honored authors. My favorite book...well, I've only written one book! Smile

https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Up-Call-Will...B00F8CVHJ8
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#12
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Min's scared he'll catch Jesus germs! Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#13
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I just hugged my Pentecostal parents about an hour ago.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#14
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I'd hug CL in a heartbeat, but her hubs might not appreciate it. I wouldn't want him to go to hell for murdering me. Also I wouldn't want him murdering me. I've really been trying to avoid that lately.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#15
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(December 18, 2017 at 10:05 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'd hug CL in a heartbeat, but her hubs might not appreciate it. I wouldn't want him to go to hell for murdering me. Also I wouldn't want him murdering me. I've really been trying to avoid that lately.

Not familiar with the friendly platonic hug,  I take it?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#16
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(December 18, 2017 at 11:16 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I like Jimmy Carter's philanthropy.

Yeah, I can't do any better than that so I'll second it.

IMHO, he was a horrible president and of course I disagree with him theologically but he strikes me as an absolutely first-class human being.

It's unusual for a person who has sat in the Oval Office to personally wield hammer and saw to help build houses for the poor - not for theatrics but out of a genuine desire to do good.

A humble and GREAT man.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#17
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Call 1-800-Eat-Shit to learn why you should fuck-off and die!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#18
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I'm sure he will be fucking off quite soon. (I don't know about dying, sadly.)
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#19
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I'm not a hugger but I would certainly shake Thomas Nagel's hand. And I'd love to share a couple of drinks with Richard Carrier. He's a hoot.
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#20
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Wut ?

Hug a theist?  

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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