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Hi Two Knives here!

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Hi Two Knives here!
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 6, 2018 at 11:31 am
(January 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Welcome Woof!

Um............. do you ever moonlight as a mohel?

I don't use knives, my friend.

I use a perforating clamp
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 6, 2018 at 12:28 pm
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#33
RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm
(January 6, 2018 at 11:31 am)TwoKnives99 Wrote:
(January 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Welcome Woof!

Um............. do you ever moonlight as a mohel?

I don't use knives, my friend.

I use a perforating clamp

So teeth then, got it. hehehehe
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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January 6, 2018 at 3:16 pm
Hey there. Cool name.
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 7, 2018 at 8:27 am
Currently reading the Sherlock holmes complete canon.
It's great. Ideal for on the train to work. I tend to read one of the short stories each day that way.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 7, 2018 at 9:53 am (This post was last modified: January 7, 2018 at 9:56 am by TwoKnives99.)
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#37
RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 8, 2018 at 1:31 am
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
January 8, 2018 at 5:46 am
Hello.
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