Admitting You're a Sinner

[Crossless2.0]

But then again, you mention God more than any evangelist I have heard, perhaps you are a sole advertising agent for religion?

If that were true, someone would have hit you up for money by now.

[Banned]

I came here to learn 

-and yet you seem incapable.  Imagine that.  "God" dropped you here, in this den of inequity and sinfulness, completely ill-equipped.  

Maybe he hates you? Or maybe you're just supposed to learn not to sling shit you can't back, slandering His Good Character™? Or...maybe, maybe, the real god, some other god..is just fucking with you for shits and giggles.

Pray on it.

This thread isn't a confession box.
It's one thing to admit you're a sinner, but no one's asking you to shame yourself in public.
I know evangelists do that from time to time, but from what you are telling me, you are supposed to be a cut above them.

[The Grand Nudger]

Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

-God.

Ponder on it.

[Banned]

Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

-God.

Ponder on it.

And you're quoting whom?

[Cyberman]

"The fool says in his heart, there is no God" that's the definition of the Bible.

The self-same bible that says, in Romans 5:22 "But I say unto you, That ... whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

See you in hell.

[Banned]

"The fool says in his heart, there is no God" that's the definition of the Bible.

The self-same bible that says, in Romans 5:22 "But I say unto you, That ... whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

See you in hell.

I didn't write the Bible, but thanks for the complement.

[The Grand Nudger]

Neither did god...but that doesn't seem to slow you down , so? Either you believe that the author represents the lollipop kid or you don't.

[Banned]

Neither did god...but that doesn't seem to slow you down , so? Either you believe that the author represents the lollipop kid or you don't.

You don't care about that, remember you're an atheist.

[Cyberman]

The self-same bible that says, in Romans 5:22 "But I say unto you, That ... whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

See you in hell.

I didn't write the Bible, but thanks for the complement.

But you are quick to bandy its pop idioms around when you think they suit you.

Incidentally, complement =/= compliment. I added nothing to the text.

[The Grand Nudger]

You know what I always wonder when we get one of these things?  What they thought it would be like when they got here.  What their shaman told them to expect, lol.

Maybe he should have shook the bones over this one a few extra times.