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Coming to America
#1
Coming to America
I have seriously had enough of this arsehole of a country and all its self-absorbed nonentities with their idiot obsessions over complete bastards. I'm like a ghost in my own home, I can almost literally feel myself stagnating. I've got so many knives in my back I'm actually cladistically related to porcupines. I've been thrown under a bus so many times I appear on the timetables.

So I quit. For good. I have to get out of this limbo I'm trapped in. I've been checking out flights to New York or wherever, one way ticket obviously, so I can fade away from these zero-dimensional idiots. They won't even notice I've gone - I genuinely make no impression on anyone's lives to the point of their days being no different whether I'm around or not.

I do have someone helping me on fb, with accommodation advice etc, but any (genuine and serious) ideas are welcome.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: Coming to America
You can get very lost in LA.
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#3
RE: Coming to America
Screw New York, come to Boston. I'll meet you there.
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#4
RE: Coming to America
Maybe you should practice your Norwegian accent ...
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#5
RE: Coming to America
We have plenty of zero dimensional idiots. Understand that geographical/societal changes do not always result in a fix. 

Will still like to see you across the pond and wish you luck.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#6
RE: Coming to America
Granted, however this country has nothing to offer me anymore. I have ties to exactly three people; two are my parents, and the other - well, there's no loss there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#7
RE: Coming to America
(January 12, 2018 at 2:34 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Screw New York, come to Boston. I'll meet you there.

It's a TRAP! Brady will deflate your balls! Big Grin

(Note to Brian37: Everyone will hear you sing Achy Breaky Heart after the Superbowl) Dodgy
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#8
RE: Coming to America
2 questions, before I offer my expert advice Smile
Have you been to the US to visit?
What profession / industry do you work in?

-Teresa
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#9
RE: Coming to America
Come to Alabama. We listen to both kinds of music, Country and Western and turn signals are cutting edge technology.
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#10
RE: Coming to America
Good luck Cyberstimbo. This will greatly improve the likelihood of a possible meet up.
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