A sacred joke.

[Mystic]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.

[Brian37]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.

I know you think you are trying, and at least you put this in the humor section.

But how about something like this?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

THAT is a joke. Not a good one you could argue, but better than what you just posted.

[LastPoet]

I find sacred humour rather scarce in the funnies.

[Aoi Magi]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.

Why did the non-believer cross the road? 'cause he wanted to! duh!

[LastPoet]

Here's a joke.

Code:

#include <koran.h> // surely in your compiler main link

int main (int argc, char** bullshit){
   return 0;
}

[Minimalist]

Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.  some primitive fuck with a towel on his head told him to.


FTFY.

[Cyberman]

Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

[Brian37]

Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

[LastPoet]

Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

Ah camon you didn't get my joke?

[Brian37]

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

Ah camon you didn't get my joke?

Cut me some slack, you are talking to an ABBA fan. Draw me a picture, of Agnetha. (She's the blond).