Very short argument for God (another clear proof)

[The Valkyrie]

Found it:

Everclear on ice! Nice!

Oh, yeah, by the way ummmm...God Himself always favors and blesses people for His righteousness which is us surrendering to His perfection in how we are told to do things. Because He made all things to exist and perform according to His perfect standard of the all things. Which is His righteousness of all things He made.

Shall I give you thousands of years of proof beyond anecdotal?

What the fuck! You think you gots a different way of making things work? Instead of loving them, in God's love, in leadership, you would rather fuck them over? Do you think that will work?

Instead of seeking God's perfection in the all things, you can you can just ignore the fact that God's righteousness exists and just fuck people over willy-nilly?

Or, will your magic evolution save you!

I have vodka: THE Holy Spirit.

And I accept it into my life a couple of weekends a month.

"Blessed are those who accept the Holy Spirit.  For its forgiveness is Absolut."

[Haipule]

Simon my good friend. How are you doing?

I'll just give you my favorite example of God's righteousness in action:

Doing fine!

Wait a second...

When did you provide demonstrable evidence that your god exists?

For the LORD knows the way of the righteous, But the way of the wicked will perish. Psalm 1:6 NASB

Why should I accept the Bible as being authoritative? You haven't proved you god exists.

Let’s say you’re a publicly traded foreign oil company. You negotiate with Libya for an oil contract, predicated upon your being able to negotiate the release, from prison, of a Libyan mass murdering terrorist, which you do: an act of unimaginable injustice and unrighteousness, for the sake of “shareholder value”. Then, one of your oil rigs blow-up in the Gulf of Mexico, killing several people and making a huge mess. Many people lose their jobs, and some are forced to suspend their operations because of the environmental disaster you created, which you must clean up. And everyone is boycotting your gas stations and they’re renaming your company “Bad People”. Then, Libya is plagued by civil war and the Libyan leader is killed! You know? It could happen! Now, how is your “shareholder value”? And let’s say that many retirement accounts, in that foreign country, are heavily invested in your oil company, unequally yoked together with your complete unrighteous stupidity, and God’s Smack-Daddy! You don’t want to be anywhere near a public corporation when it’s Smack-Daddy time!

How does your hypothetical provide even one shred if evidence that Yahweh exists?

Even if I accept every single premise in your hypothetical, how does that prove a god exists? Nothing in your hypothetical requires a god's input.

How is that hypothetical? That is the actual story of British Petroleum(BP) just a few years ago! It actually happened just as I said! I didn't lie!

Do you think I can give you some more examples? I gots thousand of years of example

If this is an example of one of your examples, don't bother with anymore.

I'm not even sure why you even believe this is evidence for the existence of a god?

Because it actually happened! Weird though? There must be a God!

If unrighteous always gets it's ass kicked, always, always, always eventually then, why is righteousness always, always, always blessed?

You haven't provided any evidence that any of this is true.

I see constant examples throughout history and current events, of evil people getting away with attrocities, and good people getting screwed.

If you are going to make the claim there is some sort of cosmic justice from a deity, you know what you have to do, right? Provide demonstrable and falsifiable evidence that said deity exists, and that he/she/it/they are responsible for instituting justice.

Yes, history of people getting away with it are rampant Then, why conform to a standard you don't even believe exists?' Kill, rape and murder, go for'em Cuz! I'm sure you will get away with it seeing as there is no standard bearer!

If you fight against His righteousness you will lose big!

I don't fight against 'His righteousness'. I do not believe any god exists.

Pussy!

No one ever in the history of time as ever fought against the standard of God and won--ever!

Just ask Satan!

Satan also does not exist.

Well, I'm pretty sure it ain't you fuckin' with me!

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Everclear on ice! Nice!

Oh, yeah, by the way ummmm...God Himself always favors and blesses people for His righteousness which is us surrendering to His perfection in how we are told to do things. Because He made all things to exist and perform according to His perfect standard of the all things. Which is His righteousness of all things He made.

Shall I give you thousands of years of proof beyond anecdotal?

What the fuck! You think you gots a different way of making things work? Instead of loving them, in God's love, in leadership, you would rather fuck them over? Do you think that will work?

Instead of seeking God's perfection in the all things, you can you can just ignore the fact that God's righteousness exists and just fuck people over willy-nilly?

Or, will your magic evolution save you!

I have vodka: THE Holy Spirit.

And I accept it into my life a couple of weekends a month.

"Blessed are those who accept the Holy Spirit.  For its forgiveness is Absolut."

Your such a girl! Real men drink gin!

[Cinjin]

Pussy!

No one ever in the history of time as ever fought against the standard of God and won--ever!

Just ask Satan!

You're definitely one of the more "interesting" christians on this site so I have some follow up questions on your remarks:
Obviously, I'm going to disregard your 'no one ever in the history of time' claim since no one anywhere can make a legitimate absolute remark like that about anything, but I am curious about what the 'standard of god' means to you? Is every evil act (stealing snacks from a street vendor to cold blooded murder) always met with god's justice?

Also, how are we supposed to ask Satan? Is there an 800 number or can we just subliminally talk to him? Email?

Well, I'm pretty sure it ain't you fuckin' with me!

You believe that Satan is "fuckin" with you?
Do you have a specific example, an incident if you will, of how exactly Satan fucked with you?
I'm very curious about how you view gods fallen favorite.

thanks.

[Fireball]

This proof is so clear that I saw right through it. /thread

[Ravenshire]

How did you go about eliminating all other possibilities? Even ones you can't conceive of.

Magical hand waving?!?

[Haipule]

Pussy!

No one ever in the history of time as ever fought against the standard of God and won--ever!

Just ask Satan!

You're definitely one of the more "interesting" christians on this site so I have some follow up questions on your remarks:
Obviously, I'm going to disregard your 'no one ever in the history of time' claim since no one anywhere can make a legitimate absolute remark like that about anything, but I am curious about what the 'standard of god' means to you? Is every evil act (stealing snacks from a street vendor to cold blooded murder) always met with god's justice?

Also, how are we supposed to ask Satan? Is there an 800 number or can we just subliminally talk to him? Email?

Well, I'm pretty sure it ain't you fuckin' with me!

You believe that Satan is "fuckin" with you?
Do you have a specific example, an incident if you will, of how exactly Satan fucked with you?
I'm very curious about how you view gods fallen favorite.

thanks.

Great questions! Thank you at least for that!

K'den, the righteous standard of God is the perfection of His making of all things. Since no one can get away with violating His standard, because that is against nature, no one ever has and never will, because He designed everything to only go one way, then God, as the standard bearer Himself, is guaranteeing that standard! Sheep only, not goats! My God doesn't know goats and is not omniscience concerning goats. Unless a goat thinks they can fuck with me!

Personal evidence is only anecdotal. If you thought you could get away with attacking me personally, you will meet my Father face to face! Not that you can't confront me, it's just that you cannot touch me personally without His grave concern. If you tried, He will rip your fucking face off! Do you know how many times I've seen it, and people have tried, only to get their fuckin' faces ripped off? It ain't pretty!

I pray and pray and God says no until, you say your sorry to me personally. Then I can tell Him to call off the dogs. Until then you will get your face fucking rip off! It's ugly and it is His call!

Yes, Satan tried his best to attack me through someone(he can't fuck with me) I love. It hurt. But, I didn't fall for it! I went to Kaupo at the end of earth and screamed to God how He could allow this thing to even happen! The issue was not issue as soon as I screamed!

Satan, that mother fucker attacked my marriage!

I kept it together and trusted God only to find out that Satan is a dickless wonder angel of no account pussy because he can't attack me personally!

Some times it's just sooo cool bein' me!

[The Grand Nudger]

Cool story, bro. Wanna know who actually fucked with your marriage? You.

You're weclome.

[Haipule]

Cool story, bro.  Wanna know who actually fucked with your marriage?  You.

You're weclome.

"Weclome" Geez, and I thought I was drunk! "Potato, Pitatoe, clitoris , clitoreis", let's call the whole thing off!

[Mister Agenda]

Much of my family is like this. They find the business card they were looking for, Jesus helped them. It doesn't turn up, Satan is messing with them (they would never say fucking except possibly in the bedroom). They just personify good and bad luck.

[Cinjin]

You're definitely one of the more "interesting" christians on this site so I have some follow up questions on your remarks:
Obviously, I'm going to disregard your 'no one ever in the history of time' claim since no one anywhere can make a legitimate absolute remark like that about anything, but I am curious about what the 'standard of god' means to you? Is every evil act (stealing snacks from a street vendor to cold blooded murder) always met with god's justice?

Also, how are we supposed to ask Satan? Is there an 800 number or can we just subliminally talk to him? Email?


You believe that Satan is "fuckin" with you?
Do you have a specific example, an incident if you will, of how exactly Satan fucked with you?
I'm very curious about how you view gods fallen favorite.

thanks.

Great questions! Thank you at least for that!

K'den, the righteous standard of God is the perfection of His making of all things. Since no one can get away with violating His standard, because that is against nature, no one ever has and never will, because He designed everything to only go one way, then God, as the standard bearer Himself, is guaranteeing that standard! Sheep only, not goats! My God doesn't know goats and is not omniscience concerning goats. Unless a goat thinks they can fuck with me!

Personal evidence is only anecdotal. If you thought you could get away with attacking me personally, you will meet my Father face to face! Not that you can't confront me, it's just that you cannot touch me personally without His grave concern. If you tried, He will rip your fucking face off! Do you know how many times I've seen it, and people have tried, only to get their fuckin' faces ripped off? It ain't pretty!

I pray and pray and God says no until, you say your sorry to me personally. Then I can tell Him to call off the dogs. Until then you will get your face fucking rip off! It's ugly and it is His call!

Yes, Satan tried his best to attack me through someone(he can't fuck with me) I love. It hurt. But, I didn't fall for it! I went to Kaupo at the end of earth and screamed to God how He could allow this thing to even happen! The issue was not issue as soon as I screamed!

Satan, that mother fucker attacked my marriage!

I kept it together and trusted God only to find out that Satan is a dickless wonder angel of no account pussy because he can't attack me personally!

Some times it's just sooo cool bein' me!

Just kidding man.  That made COMPLETE sense!