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What do you want you're headstone to say?

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What do you want you're headstone to say?
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#51
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:28 am
"Repent or prepare for Hell".
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#52
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:30 am
Sounds like the kind of headstone I'd piss on.  Wink

You can totally do better.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#53
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:32 am
(January 26, 2018 at 1:30 am)Khemikal Wrote: Sounds like the kind of headstone I'd piss on.  Wink

You can totally do better.

Humans haven't created a better way to troll.
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#54
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 2:17 am
Fly, you fools.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 2:36 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 2:39 am by Succubus.)
Your third oldest sister's the best shag in the family.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 5:56 am
"I guess a severe lack of a sense of humor can be fatal after all."
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 6:08 am
I'll be dead so I don't care
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 6:13 am
"Is this your card?"  Tongue
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 6:38 am
"You should see the other guy."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 7:12 am
'Here lies Pat 
He wasn't as bad as all that. '

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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