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RE: Just looking for some fun reactions to today's Bible reading
January 28, 2018 at 4:32 pm
My reaction to the OP: Why the fuck do you listen or pay attention to this shit?
Maybe you need to blow a Corinthian out your ass.
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RE: Just looking for some fun reactions to today's Bible reading
January 28, 2018 at 5:46 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 4:32 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: My reaction to the OP: Why the fuck do you listen or pay attention to this shit?
Maybe you need to blow a Corinthian out your ass.
LOL MH! Thanks.
"blow a Corintian out your ass" hehe
Well, you know, I'm poor. So I gotta do extra work other than work. And playing the organ for church pays well. I hear a lot of ridiculousness from the pulpit that I get to share with everyone here.
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RE: Just looking for some fun reactions to today's Bible reading
January 28, 2018 at 7:09 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 1:52 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: 1 Corinthians 7
33 But the married man is concerned about the affairs of this world, how he can please his wife?
That is what a Sancho is for!
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RE: Just looking for some fun reactions to today's Bible reading
January 29, 2018 at 12:42 am
(January 28, 2018 at 2:52 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Corinthians is all about how "the time is short" because Paul, like Jesus and the other NT writers, expected the end of the world to come very soon. There's no time for sex and marriage since the world will be ending soon.
Soon. Very soon.
Yep.
Aaany day now...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'