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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
"Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
Jewsus Crust spent 2 minutes and 4 nano seconds in hell.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

I don't think they cared too much about the maths.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:15 am)Grandizer Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

I don't think they cared too much about the maths.

Or reality in general, true. But I like to correct them, it pisses them off.  Sleepy
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
Doesn't really matter how long. It wasn't an eternity, so it wasn't a true sacrifice in the first place. I wonder how many people sacrificed livestock, then got that same animal back a few days later. When did sacrifice turn into temporary seperation and return? If all I needed to be gifted a country was let someone kill me, and then come back in less than a weak, I'd be running in front of a firing squad in a heartbeat.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:53 am)Chad32 Wrote: Doesn't really matter how long. It wasn't an eternity, so it wasn't a true sacrifice in the first place. I wonder how many people sacrificed livestock, then got that same animal back a few days later. When did sacrifice turn into temporary seperation and return? If all I needed to be gifted a country was let someone kill me, and then come back in less than a weak, I'd be running in front of a firing squad in a heartbeat.

"Spend a weekend in Lodi and you'll be #2 in the Universe when you get out."  Jerkoff
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
There is no hell and there was no jesus.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 11:19 am)Minimalist Wrote: There is no hell and there was no jesus.

No Hell? You've never had to change planes in Atlanta.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 11:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 11:19 am)Minimalist Wrote: There is no hell and there was no jesus.

No Hell? You've never had to change planes in Atlanta.

Son of a bitch, you got me. Yes ATL is airline hell.
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
Imagine Jesus' torments in Hell !!

He has to earn Salvation for ALL his potential believers to come !! It would have been BRUTAL, even by Hell's standards. Satan himself would have personally administered His punishments.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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