Thread Title: Apparently not enough time for him to learn his place. Completely ruined "God Damn".
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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
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Somehow I just imagine Jesus and Lucifer sitting on the couch for a weekend, and Lucifer's like
"So you're the new fall guy? Welcome to the club." Not sure he'd get a lot of kicks out of torturing a guy who had already been tortured to death after begging his other half not to let it happen. Odds are good that if he did torture Jesus in hell, it was Yahweh who told him to do it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (February 2, 2018 at 8:59 am)Chad32 Wrote: Somehow I just imagine Jesus and Lucifer sitting on the couch for a weekend, and Lucifer's like The point could be made that everything Satan did/does is with the permission of God.  (February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am)Godscreated Wrote:(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. The calendar used does not change the days involved not matter what you call the "days". The bottom line is that jebus was merely inconvenienced for a weekend, nothing more.  (February 2, 2018 at 12:25 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:(February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am)Godscreated Wrote: Even though it doesn't change your math, the writers of the NT used a Jewish calendar. Really, inconvenienced. You have no idea what you're saying and like I said it didn't change the math. Jesus was buried on Friday afternoon, after sunset it was Saturday until sunset on Saturday, then it became Sunday and He rose on Sunday morning. So you're right the days didn't change and I didn't say they changed, it's the time they changed is what I was getting at, the Jewish calendar is a lunar calendar. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
Trick question! Hell doesn't exist.
How long did jesus spend in hell?
Literally no time at all.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(February 2, 2018 at 7:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am)Godscreated Wrote: Even though it doesn't change your math, the writers of the NT used a Jewish calendar.That's a shock. Sorry I scared you with a bit of truth.  GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
(February 3, 2018 at 1:38 am)Godscreated Wrote:Sure, you didn't change the days. You simply threw down the notion of a jewish calendar as though that made the slightest difference. If you now acknowledge that the calendar in use was irrelevant, why did you bring it up in the first place?(February 2, 2018 at 12:25 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: The calendar used does not change the days involved not matter what you call the "days". The fact is that the biblical account is rife with BS. Romans did not allow for such hasty burial. Jews did not allow for such hasty burial. Three days and nights is baloney according to the bible. And who exactly was present at the empty tomb? The bible cannot agree with itself. Of course jebus, being god, knew all of this in advance, he was the Obi Wan Kenobi of christianity... "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine". Yup even Star Wars lampoons christianity. |
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