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How would you deal with an annoying person?
#21
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
Another suggestion: fart.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#22
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
(February 22, 2018 at 12:42 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: You might consider pushing them down the stairs.  If that doesn't work, out a window or into a wood chipper.

or mutilated with mouth tentacles . . . . .
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#23
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
This is 'Murrica.  Apparently the answer is "shoot them."
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#24
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
(February 22, 2018 at 1:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Another suggestion: fart.

In an elevator.

After a meal of beans and cabbage.

Stuck between floors.
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#25
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
If someone annoying is talking to you, just fart and they will go away.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#26
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
Continue like you would to any other person in the hope it would piss them off in return, driving them to make a review of you(r forum) on their puny YouTube channel in which they spout their impotent dribble .

And then laugh.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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#27
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
(February 22, 2018 at 2:02 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: If someone annoying is talking to you, just fart and they will go away.

If you do it right, they'll pass out from the stench.
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#28
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
(February 22, 2018 at 12:42 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: You might consider pushing them down the stairs. If that doesn't work, out a window or into a wood chipper.

How about all three, for full marks? Down the stairs, through a window straight into the wood chipper?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
(February 22, 2018 at 3:17 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(February 22, 2018 at 12:42 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: You might consider pushing them down the stairs.  If that doesn't work, out a window or into a wood chipper.

How about all three, for full marks? Down the stairs, through a window straight into the wood chipper?

Hat trick!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#30
RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
How to deal with an annoying person like a boss



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