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Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 12:34 pm
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 12:35 pm
Quote:The position of that toga is very provocative.  Moved a little.

You know those Greeks.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 12:48 pm
(March 11, 2018 at 12:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The position of that toga is very provocative.  Moved a little.

You know those Greeks.

Perhaps too well...
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2018 at 1:16 pm by LastPoet.)
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Lel. If wit wasn't for those lightning rods.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 1:16 pm
I giveth the finger and taketh it away.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 1:20 pm
That's sad.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 2:08 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 11, 2018 at 6:24 pm
A certain number of believers MUST BE killed for their faith before Yeshua returns. He demands it. So it doesn't get any better than to get whacked in church. It's like winning the cosmic lottery. Imagine being the magic number and then Yeshua comes in on the clouds with his horde of murdering angels. Wouldn't that be something to see?

It appears that the ones who were not zapped may not be true believers.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
March 13, 2018 at 12:13 am
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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March 13, 2018 at 12:46 am
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