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Ask a (slightly) deranged person
#21
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 4:02 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 4:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It works, but make sure the corpses are infected with something highly contagious.

You mean like fire?

Yes, that works.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#22
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Get back to me when you are fully deranged.
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#23
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Get back to me when you are fully deranged.

See my response to Gawdzilla on page two.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Can we still talk about my list?
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#25
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 4:40 pm)Joods Wrote: Can we still talk about my list?

Fancy a trip to Indiana? I have a list, too.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#26
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 4:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 4:40 pm)Joods Wrote: Can we still talk about my list?

Fancy a trip to Indiana? I have a list, too.

I'm still waiting for you to let me know when you are coming to the states later this year. I gotz plans yanno.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#27
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
I think you're faking being deranged.

I think you have read "How to bluff insanity".

Come round to my work place and prove to me that you are deranged and dangerous otherwise I will laugh in your face and out you as a wannabe.

Ask for me, Katie Hopkins at the Daily Mail reception desk.
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#28
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
'Slightly'?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#29
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 3:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Mathilda Wrote: If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?

And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon?

A chainsaw.

And only as a hobby.


A truly deranged person would have said a spoon made of bamboo. Your derangement do not pass muster.
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#30
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

When are you getting married and when are you giving your mom grandchildren?
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