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Ask a (slightly) deranged person
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 (March 19, 2018 at 2:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while. I have to pretend to be only slightly or the medical biard asks awkward questions like, "what happened th that patient?" or, "is that a real axe?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
How big is your scalpel?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?
And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Mathilda Wrote: If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork? A chainsaw. And only as a hobby. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of.
Recommendations? (March 19, 2018 at 3:11 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of. There are several options. Vats of acid are good. You can boil the bodies up in water and a really strong chemical to reduce the body to a soup (doesn't get rid of teeth). Or you could start a snack shop/ gardening centre to sell the meat as burgers and ground up bone as fertiliser. Or magically visit Skyrim and feed them to dragons. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?
(March 19, 2018 at 3:57 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: So, the corpseapult is probably overkill? It works, but make sure the corpses are infected with something highly contagious. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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