Ask a (slightly) deranged person

[The Valkyrie]

I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

Why aren't you completely deranged? Lack of effort? Glass ceiling? Bra too tight?

I have to pretend to be only slightly or the medical biard asks awkward questions like, "what happened th that patient?" or, "is that a real axe?"

[Foxaèr]

How big is your scalpel?

[I_am_not_mafia]

If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?

And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon?

[The Valkyrie]

How big is your scalpel?

Bigger than average.

[The Valkyrie]

If you finally become completely deranged do you get to replace your scapel with a spork?

And if so, do you continue working as a surgeon?

A chainsaw.

And only as a hobby.

[Jackalope]

Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of.

Recommendations?

[The Valkyrie]

Let's say - just for sake of argument - that I have an assortment of cadavers to dispose of.

Recommendations?

There are several options.

Vats of acid are good.

You can boil the bodies up in water and a really strong chemical to reduce the body to a soup (doesn't get rid of teeth).

Or you could start a snack shop/ gardening centre to sell the meat as burgers and ground up bone as fertiliser.

Or magically visit Skyrim and feed them to dragons.

[Jackalope]

So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?

[The Valkyrie]

So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?

It works, but make sure the corpses are infected with something highly contagious.

[Jackalope]

So, the corpseapult is probably overkill?

It works, but make sure the corpses are infected with something highly contagious.

You mean like fire?