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Whoops...We Fucked Up. Why Won't You Help Us?
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Whoops...We Fucked Up. Why Won't You Help Us?
Sayeth the Republicunts to the Dems over their fucking tax bill!

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/...ans-errors


Quote:GOP expects Democrats’ help in fixing the tax plan’s errors

Quote:In any major piece of legislation, flaws are practically inevitable, and even careful policymakers often don’t notice the errors until a new law takes effect. With this in mind, perhaps it’s unsurprising that the Republicans’ regressive new tax plan is riddled with dozens of mistakes.

Quote:Fixing these mistakes will require congressional action, and wouldn’t you know it, the Democrats who were locked out of the process last fall don’t seem especially eager to cooperate now. The Washington Post  reported over the weekend:


The correct answer to the question is "eat shit."
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LOL, the "grain glitch".  

Nah...nah, leave it.   I like paying zero taxes. We've already filed. No take-backsies!
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I'll make sure my tax guy is aware of the grain glitch. I'm doubtful I'll recoup enough from that to outweigh another error that hurt my farming operation. (property tax write off)

And if you're still wondering, yes, I'm still pissed about the ACA and having to change my doctors TWICE now.

And there's enough blame for all the pols.

Bastids.
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I have changed doctors twice in the last year.  One retired and the other died.  I do not blame the ACA for that.
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(March 20, 2018 at 5:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'll make sure my tax guy is aware of the grain glitch.  I'm doubtful I'll recoup enough from that to outweigh another error that hurt my farming operation.  (property tax write off)

And if you're still wondering, yes, I'm still pissed about the ACA and having to change my doctors TWICE now.

And there's enough blame for all the pols.

Bastids.

Sucks to be you. the SALT penalty aimed to hurt democrats.....but..hilariously.... the republicunt tax cut (for the super rich) was supposed to be for you....and yet assholes like me get the better of it.  

I remember having a long argument on the boards with someone who categorically denied that it was gameable....and yet......here I am...I pay nothing this year...they owe me.

Give me my fuckin money.
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(March 20, 2018 at 5:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'll make sure my tax guy is aware of the grain glitch.  I'm doubtful I'll recoup enough from that to outweigh another error that hurt my farming operation.  (property tax write off)

And if you're still wondering, yes, I'm still pissed about the ACA and having to change my doctors TWICE now.

And there's enough blame for all the pols.

Bastids.


Yeah, all his base wanted Obama Care gone but I don't think they thought anything would happen to their Affordable Care Act policies.  Wink
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A recent republicunt memo reports that the WLB maintains his standing with men and dumb whites without college degrees.

Everyone else hates his fucking guts.
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Nobody could possibly have seen this coming.

LOL

Massive tax overhaul, rushed in secret?

What could possibly go wrong?
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Who knew taxes could be this complicated?
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(March 20, 2018 at 6:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Who knew taxes could be this complicated?

The accountants who've been drafting tax law the last forty years. Makes defrauding the state through evasion (which in my opinion should have the offenders be killed through disemboweling with a rusty spoon, followed by confiscation of all personal and corporate assets) look legal because of the massive loopholes generated.
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