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Jesus : The Early years

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Jesus : The Early years
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 2:30 pm
"God's Created" doesn't specify which god, now does it.
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#132
RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 3:53 pm
We both know which "god" he means.
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 4:36 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 3:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: We both know which "god" he means.

I don't grant him the privilege of controlling the conversation.
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#134
RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 5:26 pm
Yeah... but.  Subtlety is not G-C's long suit.

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#135
RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 5:32 pm
But I can pull wings off a fly at 500 yards.
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2018 at 6:09 pm by vorlon13.)
(March 31, 2018 at 5:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah... but.  Subtlety is not G-C's long suit.

[Image: Happy-Easter-Funny-Images-of-Jesus.jpg]



He told the thief being crucified next to Him they would both be in paradise that very day. That is NOT 3 days.

Let's get our memes right.


Luke 23 (KJV)
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#137
RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 5:48 pm
As an old Master Chief used to say "Who's tellin' this lie, me or you?"
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
March 31, 2018 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2018 at 6:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Lol, master chiefs.   +10

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#139
RE: Jesus : The Early years
April 1, 2018 at 1:39 am
(March 31, 2018 at 2:36 am)Grandizer Wrote:
(March 31, 2018 at 1:34 am)Godscreated Wrote: You call me the black pot when you are one, good job.  Sad  Why do you need for me to say I'm wrong, so you can feel better about yourself or in want to win an argument, either is pitiful. I've explained what I know and if you do not like it that's to bad. Why should I admit to something that I did not do and I will not deny what I understand, would you. You can continue to beg all you want and it want make a difference, I'm finished with this foolishness.

GC

Yeah, raise your nose in arrogance as you walk away from this challenging experience. You just couldnt handle saying youre wrong.

I'm not going to say I'm wrong about something I know is correct, that would be lying just to spite myself, I'm not self destructive as you want me to be. You haven't the biblical knowledge to challenge me on any level.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
April 1, 2018 at 1:40 am
Poor G-C.  Still thinks his fucking bible is the be-all and end-all.

It's a pile of shit, son.  Especially the shitty version you are using.
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