Vatican trying to mix science with their religion

[Minimalist]

This dipshit is into demons and exorcisms.

https://cruxnow.com/vatican/2017/03/17/p...necessary/

Pope Francis: Don’t hesitate to use an exorcist if necessary

So much for science with this silly old fart.

[The Valkyrie]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.

...so I've heard...

[chimp3]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.

...so I've heard...

Oooooooooh!!!

[Anomalocaris]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.

...so I've heard...

I suppose, if you get the helium pressure inside high enough and then poke the outside with a pin.

[The Valkyrie]

Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.

...so I've heard...

I suppose, if you get the helium pressure inside high enough and then poke the outside with a pin.

You'll need wet weather gear.

Lots of it.

Again, so I've heard.

[brewer]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

I want to see some transubstantiation alchemy.

[Minimalist]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

Well, dead bodies can rise and float in the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with helium.

...so I've heard...

They can do that in water, too.  Which is why the mob gives them cement overshoes!

[Fireball]

Nice try, Pope! Now, get them scientists to prove dead people can rise from the dead and float into the clouds!

Well, dead bodies can rise and float into the clouds if you hollow them out, seal up the holes, and fill them with hydrogen.

...so I've heard...

Italics mine, though I can neither confirm nor deny that this actually works...

[Jehanne]

It's all about money, power and influence. The only reason why the Catholic Church is influential today is because it had influence in the past. Francis needs to keep the Church in the news; it's like McDonald's..

[rskovride]

It's all about money, power and influence.  The only reason why the Catholic Church is influential today is because it had influence in the past.  Francis needs to keep the Church in the news; it's like McDonald's..

Pope =

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