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So dead here tonight
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So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 9:59 pm
Everyone throwing their booties around in the clubs?
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:07 pm
Absolutely! And by “throwing bootie at the club”, I mean watching Dateline and eating Oreos with my husband. ?
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:18 pm
Easter is tomorrow.

It's the power of JESUS !!!
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:20 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 10:18 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Easter is tomorrow.

It's the power of JESUS !!!

Add more power to it by using a black invocation: JAYSUS!!!
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:23 pm
Maybe He wants to hear more about my wanting to double entry fuck His nail holes using shit for lube ??
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:24 pm
Soccer. Duh. MLS and NWSL.
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:25 pm
Maybe if we get Jesus here He can explain why we don't call him Immanuel and how He is the Son of God despite Holy Spirit actually doing the impregnation.

If that goes well, maybe we'll understand the Trinity better . . .
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:51 pm
Shutup Vorls ... Can't you just be nice and leave Jesus out of it... It is easter after all.


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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm
Maybe all the christards are praying?
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RE: So dead here tonight
March 31, 2018 at 11:05 pm
Well, two of my sons and I just spent many hours with pick and shovel and barrow in the front yard, removing about 12 cubic yards of block wall and dirt. FUCK, I'm tired. Sleepy  We got that all tossed into a dumpster, and have only a little cleanup to take care of tomorrow. One thing about not being an xtian, one can't fuck off on a religious holiday. Not that I care about the religious part- we haven't even been "xmas and Easter Catholics" in over 15 years. I still get a nice chocolatey egg from See's Candy in the morning! Tongue
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