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I am now back to deist

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I am now back to deist
GrandizerII Offline
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I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 10:58 pm
I know what you're all going to say. Am I out of my mind here? Maybe, but hear me out. I had an epiphany recently, which I just can't ignore any longer. Here's the thing. People who see no good reason to believe in God genuinely do not see a good reason, and that's fine with me. But me personally, I've had to reexamine the arguments for God, and I can't just lie to myself any longer. Steve, RR, Neo, Mystic, CL, Atlas, Alpha, Rik, Drich, GC, Huggy, they all had a point. If your mind is closed to the existence of God, you will do anything to shield yourself from believing in the possibility of his existence. All I can say to all the theists here ... my bad. You were right, and I was wrong. God is real, so yeah ...
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:00 pm
Must be April Fools Day where you live. Still an hour away here.
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:00 pm
You are just encouraging them.

And the FSM will boil your ass for eternity for it.
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:06 pm
And I’m converting to Scientology. ?
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:15 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 11:00 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Must be April Fools Day where you live.  Still an hour away here.

Dammit man. At least keep it to yourself for a little while if you got it, lol ...
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 11:15 pm)Grandizer Wrote:
(March 31, 2018 at 11:00 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Must be April Fools Day where you live.  Still an hour away here.

Dammit man. At least keep it to yourself for a little while if you got it, lol ...

You still could have pretended. xD
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RE: I am now back to deist
March 31, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(March 31, 2018 at 11:06 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: And I’m converting to Scientology. ?

Yeah, that'll get you a 72hr invol and a butt full of CPZ.
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RE: I am now back to deist
April 1, 2018 at 12:59 am
I felt Jesus come inside me last night, and I feel full of the holy spirit! I'll be heading down the local church to rap with God later on.
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RE: I am now back to deist
April 1, 2018 at 1:06 am
I am going to speak in tongues and become a Pentecostal and do all the things needed to ensure I keep A theist company in hell.
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RE: I am now back to deist
April 1, 2018 at 1:11 am
(April 1, 2018 at 1:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: I am going to speak in tongues and become a Pentecostal and do all the things needed to ensure I keep A theist company in hell.
If you are going to speak in tongues today, shit your pants at the same time. Through a clog in that gear! Fun, fun, fun!
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