Breaking news: Tiangong-1 landed in Tokyo and surrounding areas

[The Valkyrie]

Beccs, I was about to say "go to bed", but tomorrow's a holiday too. Have you been working? (triple time! )

Nope. Just been busy with life.

[Little lunch]

I believed it and marvelled at the odds of it hitting land in a populated area.
I keep forgetting it's April fool's day.
I've been too busy trying to prime this ten inch populating tool I got here.
I can't seem to get enough petrol to go to the main cylinder.
Maybe the gearbox needs an overhaul, I don't know, it's got me stumped.

[Angrboda]

[Minimalist]

Uh-oh.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Uh-oh.

What? It was in my way.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Of course you know that I am trolling you. What you don't know is that I can see into the future and decided to announce the news as an April Fool's joke to freak you out tomorrow when it really does hit Tokyo.