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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 12:28 pm
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(April 13, 2018 at 12:06 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (April 13, 2018 at 12:02 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'f I cant tell both her hips to hold my beer I aint interested.
But are you looking for buns generous enough to actually grip a stein or a nice shelf on which it will balance?
In my experience, those two things are a package deal. Racks on the side, bottle corker in the rear. 
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 12:31 pm
They should be . . . exactly as they are.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 12:43 pm
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(April 13, 2018 at 12:25 pm)alpha male Wrote: (April 13, 2018 at 11:34 am)emjay Wrote: sexuality just has a way of overriding those concerns as long as something's eroticised.
@CL...^This
I guess. I suppose I just don't see anything anus/poop related as being erotic in any way. But hey, if it's your thing, go for it! I'm a huge proponent of healthy sex life in marriage. 
(April 13, 2018 at 12:31 pm)Shell B Wrote: They should be . . . exactly as they are.
Yeah, I don't have big hips. Mine are probably the same width as my shoulders, and I know big hips now a days are all the rage. Oh well. Nuthin I can do about it. My husband thinks I'm hot so that's what matters.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 12:53 pm
Same with feet...if she's reclining on the couch I wouldn't just walk up and suck on her toes. That would be gross. But when I'm doing her Lumberg style, it's a whole different story. Popsicle toes. Sex changes it.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:00 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 12:53 pm)alpha male Wrote: Same with feet...if she's reclining on the couch I wouldn't just walk up and suck on her toes. That would be gross. But when I'm doing her Lumberg style, it's a whole different story. Popsicle toes. Sex changes it.
Hahahaha!!!
What's your favorite position?
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:02 pm
Positions will probably be tomorrow's poll. Gonna have to wait to find out!
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April 13, 2018 at 1:05 pm
This is a fun week on AF
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:05 pm
In fact, people can nominate positions in this thread.
I already put up Lumberg style (watch Office Space if you're wondering).
Others?
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April 13, 2018 at 1:06 pm
The pretzel
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 1:07 pm
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(April 13, 2018 at 1:06 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: The pretzel
I don't know that one, or at least by that name. Please describe...
Never mind...
http://www.womenshealthmag.co.uk/sex-lov...e-pretzel/
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