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Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole

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Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
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Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 10:38 pm
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04...ttlesnake/

Quote:Shark bite victim previously attacked by bear and rattlesnake


Take the hint already!
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm
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Too soon?
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 10:41 pm
Not for me.

But you know, that's me.
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 10:55 pm
Just a matter of time till he encounters something that tries to boink him . . .
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 10:57 pm
Or the airliner he's on boinks a mountain.
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 22, 2018 at 11:06 pm
(April 22, 2018 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just a matter of time till he encounters something that tries to boink him . . .

I'm sure every priest in the parish would be lining up for him.
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RE: Time To Stay Indoors, Asshole
April 23, 2018 at 12:40 am
(April 22, 2018 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just a matter of time till he encounters something that tries to boink him . . .

That might just be the thing he likes Big Grin
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