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(April 24, 2018 at 8:55 am)Grandizer Wrote: Ig, you need to have the Holy Spirit in you before you can understand anything the Bible says.
You not only have to have the Holy Spirit, you need the Holy Spirit to reveal the bible in such a way that it agrees with your particular denomination's teaching. Each denomination it seems must have it's own Holy Spirit !!.
If it does not conform to the teachings of men it's not the real Holy Spirit .
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
April 25, 2018 at 7:50 am (This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 7:50 am by GUBU.)
(April 25, 2018 at 12:40 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(April 24, 2018 at 4:32 am)ignoramus Wrote:
Genesis 1:6
Basically, God decided to create the sky (a solid dome - "hard as a molten mirror"), so that there was something separating all that damn water which the entire universe is made of. The sky occasionally opens it's windows so that some water can come through - this is why it rains.
Essentially, when NASA launch their rockets, they go "bonk!" against the sky dome and fall back down again, and the reason nobody has been on Mars is because they all drowned on the way.
Genesis 1:16
It all sounds well and good, doesn't it? God makes the sun to light the day, and the moon for night-time. Yes, it would indeed be all well and good, if he hadn't already created and named light, dark, day and night two days ago.
It would seem that God finished creating days on the third day... So where the hell did the first two come from?
Deuteronomy 22:10
WTF? Someone please explain
Deuteronomy 23:1
That's right girls! No dickie and plums, no entry! Don't even ask about what customs is like when you get there!
You need help alright but I'm afraid it's not the kind that the Christians here can give you.
GC
So what's your preference GC, cows or donkeys. Personally I'd say you're a man for the emissions.
Basically, God decided to create the sky (a solid dome - "hard as a molten mirror"), so that there was something separating all that damn water which the entire universe is made of. The sky occasionally opens it's windows so that some water can come through - this is why it rains.
Essentially, when NASA launch their rockets, they go "bonk!" against the sky dome and fall back down again, and the reason nobody has been on Mars is because they all drowned on the way.
Genesis 1:16
It all sounds well and good, doesn't it? God makes the sun to light the day, and the moon for night-time. Yes, it would indeed be all well and good, if he hadn't already created and named light, dark, day and night two days ago.
It would seem that God finished creating days on the third day... So where the hell did the first two come from?
Deuteronomy 22:10
WTF? Someone please explain
Deuteronomy 23:1
That's right girls! No dickie and plums, no entry! Don't even ask about what customs is like when you get there!
You need help alright but I'm afraid it's not the kind that the Christians here can give you.
GC
I think it can, Matty 5:29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee.
Iggy is now fixed.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
April 25, 2018 at 1:39 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 1:39 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
The OP is a liar and a fool. He has no interest in receiving any kind of explanation of how to approach biblical texts. And he's a jag-off too, like the others on this thread who would rather mock than engage in rational discussion.
April 25, 2018 at 2:34 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 2:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
@Neo
Is there something in particular that you'd like to discuss?
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(April 25, 2018 at 1:39 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: The OP is a liar and a fool. He has no interest in receiving any kind of explanation of how to approach biblical texts. And he's a jag-off too, like the others on this thread who would rather mock than engage in rational discussion.
That's a pretty strong retort. Just pissed off or drunk and pissed off?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
April 25, 2018 at 6:34 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 6:35 pm by Minimalist.)
(April 25, 2018 at 5:22 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 25, 2018 at 1:39 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: The OP is a liar and a fool. He has no interest in receiving any kind of explanation of how to approach biblical texts. And he's a jag-off too, like the others on this thread who would rather mock than engage in rational discussion.
That's a pretty strong retort. Just pissed off or drunk and pissed off?
Let me suggest "butt-hurt" because he feels his heavenly horseshit has been insulted.
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