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Reading the bible: please help!
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RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 8:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: So Khem, God basically is the riddler?

More like The Grand Wizard at a cross burning. He abhors miscegeny in any form. He doesn't think it can ever work, and maintains that it will ruin the chosen race in the attempt.

That's not much of a riddle.
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RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 5:13 am)robvalue Wrote: I think you're taking a rather simplistic view by assuming that the words in the bible are actually the words in the bible, and that their meaning is what they mean. I recommend banging your head against a brick first. This can help things become clearer.

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#13
RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 8:55 am)Grandizer Wrote: Ig, you need to have the Holy Spirit in you before you can understand anything the Bible says.

How much per litre does it cost ?
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#14
RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 7:19 am)Khemikal Wrote:
(April 24, 2018 at 4:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: Deuteronomy 22:10

WTF?  Someone please explain Dunno

Deuteronomy 23:1

No problem.  That's a cautionary analogy about the divine master race working and mixing with the enemy.  It's expressed another (and more comprehensible) way in corinthians, 

Quote:Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership can righteousness have with wickedness? Or what fellowship does light have with darkness?

Heretic! My literal reading is more valid than your allegorical one.
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RE: Reading the bible: please help!
The latter verse -is- a literal reading of the allegorical content. These are calls to racial purity in a supremacist culture. They're not even supposed to let their cattle fuck the lesser races cattle.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Scriptural ignorance isn't a problem anymore.

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RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 10:21 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 24, 2018 at 5:13 am)robvalue Wrote: I think you're taking a rather simplistic view by assuming that the words in the bible are actually the words in the bible, and that their meaning is what they mean. I recommend banging your head against a brick first. This can help things become clearer.

Works for Little Rik! 😁

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#18
RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 4:32 am)ignoramus Wrote:


  You need help alright but I'm afraid it's not the kind that the Christians here can give you.

GC
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#19
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Uh-huh.  G-C is so fucked up that he can make all sorts of absurd excuses for his fucking holy horseshit.  He should be a muslim.  They have a lot in common.
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RE: Reading the bible: please help!
(April 24, 2018 at 8:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: So Khem, God basically is the riddler?

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