DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[The Valkyrie]

OFC there is, but why would that matter to you?  If that's how god decided to do shit, fuck god, huh, lol.

No, there really isn't proof.  It is a heavily debated topic.  God created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman.

Are you sure about the last sentence?

Wasn't Lilith Adam's first wife?

And if they were the first and only people, since no others are mentioned specifically until Cain is cursed and runs off to marry into another group, how were two brothers supposed to procreate?

Or is this another case of good old fashioned biblical incest?

[Bucky Ball]

CDF47

How do you know how many lurkers have been brought to at least think about what I am saying?  Some may even be converts.  Hard to say what that figure is.  Only God knows.  At least the truth is out there on an atheist forum to discuss.

It's ZERO. You are THE WORST proponent of the rubbish you spout in existence. No one is convinced even one iota by your waste of time nonsense. You are totally out of touch with reality and with science. 

There is no proof of common ancestry with monkeys.

Yes there is. It's called DNA. But thanks for demonstrating yet again, you haven't even the slightest clue what you're on about.
The very same DNA that is used in courts and labs all over the world.
You need help. You are delusional.

Delusional for Jebus.
How quaint.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

I used to worship FSM. 
Then it was reveal-ed unto me .. (cue the Mehdelson aria/duet), 
.. too many carbs. It would take an insulin drip to save my soul. 
Now I only do lean deities.

[CDF47]

No, there really isn't proof. 

OFC there is.

It is a heavily debated topic. 

No, it isn't.

God created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman.

He didn't..but more importantly..for you, if he didn't - then fuck god, right?  God has to have done shit the way you want him to, in the manner that makes you feel comfortable.

It's just reality and yes it is a heavily debated topic.  It is the Theory of Evolution, not the Law of Evolution.  There is no proof of common ancestry.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional  reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument.


I am not deliberately making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction to engage in a fight.  I am simply discussing the most important topic there is to discuss.

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No, there really isn't proof.  It is a heavily debated topic.  God created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman.

Are you sure about the last sentence?

Wasn't Lilith Adam's first wife?

And if they were the first and only people, since no others are mentioned specifically until Cain is cursed and runs off to marry into another group, how were two brothers supposed to procreate?

Or is this another case of good old fashioned biblical incest?

In the beginning brother and sister must have had intercourse in order to populate the Earth.

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CDF47

How do you know how many lurkers have been brought to at least think about what I am saying?  Some may even be converts.  Hard to say what that figure is.  Only God knows.  At least the truth is out there on an atheist forum to discuss.

It's ZERO. You are THE WORST proponent of the rubbish you spout in existence. No one is convinced even one iota by your waste of time nonsense. You are totally out of touch with reality and with science. 

There is no proof of common ancestry with monkeys.

Yes there is. It's called DNA. But thanks for demonstrating yet again, you haven't even the slightest clue what you're on about.
The very same DNA that is used in courts and labs all over the world.
You need help. You are delusional.

Delusional for Jebus.
How quaint.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

I used to worship FSM. 
Then it was reveal-ed unto me .. (cue the Mehdelson aria/duet), 
.. too many carbs. It would take an insulin drip to save my soul. 
Now I only do lean deities.

No, i am not.  Also, everyone needs some help some times but I am not delusional.

[The Valkyrie]

OFC there is.

No, it isn't.

He didn't..but more importantly..for you, if he didn't - then fuck god, right?  God has to have done shit the way you want him to, in the manner that makes you feel comfortable.

It's just reality and yes it is a heavily debated topic.  It is the Theory of Evolution, not the Law of Evolution.  There is no proof of common ancestry.

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So we good here? 1200 pages even of CD trolling and even admitting it at points.

Via FSM's glorious counsel I have been told to disengage before my grey matter goes blue.

Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional  reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument.


I am not deliberately making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction to engage in a fight.  I am simply discussing the most important topic there is to discuss.

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Are you sure about the last sentence?

Wasn't Lilith Adam's first wife?

And if they were the first and only people, since no others are mentioned specifically until Cain is cursed and runs off to marry into another group, how were two brothers supposed to procreate?

Or is this another case of good old fashioned biblical incest?

In the beginning brother and sister must have had intercourse in order to populate the Earth.

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It's ZERO. You are THE WORST proponent of the rubbish you spout in existence. No one is convinced even one iota by your waste of time nonsense. You are totally out of touch with reality and with science. 


Yes there is. It's called DNA. But thanks for demonstrating yet again, you haven't even the slightest clue what you're on about.
The very same DNA that is used in courts and labs all over the world.
You need help. You are delusional.

Delusional for Jebus.
How quaint.

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I used to worship FSM. 
Then it was reveal-ed unto me .. (cue the Mehdelson aria/duet), 
.. too many carbs. It would take an insulin drip to save my soul. 
Now I only do lean deities.

No, i am not.  Also, everyone needs some help some times but I am not delusional.

No incest in the real world. Only in the Big Book of Bad Fiction.

I see you ignored my other points...

[CDF47]

It's just reality and yes it is a heavily debated topic.  It is the Theory of Evolution, not the Law of Evolution.  There is no proof of common ancestry.

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Trolling – (verb), as it relates to internet, is the deliberate act, (by a Troll – noun or adjective), of making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments on various internet forums with the intent to provoke an emotional  reaction from unsuspecting readers to engage in a fight or argument.


I am not deliberately making random unsolicited and/or controversial comments with the intent to provoke an emotional knee jerk reaction to engage in a fight.  I am simply discussing the most important topic there is to discuss.

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In the beginning brother and sister must have had intercourse in order to populate the Earth.

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No, i am not.  Also, everyone needs some help some times but I am not delusional.

No incest in the real world.  Only in the Big Book of Bad Fiction.

I see you ignored my other points...

I am sure about the last sentence.  Also, Eve was Adam's first and only wife.

[pocaracas]

No incest in the real world.  Only in the Big Book of Bad Fiction.

I see you ignored my other points...

I am sure about the last sentence.  Also, Eve was Adam's first and only wife.

I know that's what's in the book, but why?... why do you persist in claiming that the contents of the book are right above all and any other evidence?

[Abaddon_ire]

No incest in the real world.  Only in the Big Book of Bad Fiction.

I see you ignored my other points...

I am sure about the last sentence.  Also, Eve was Adam's first and only wife.

Now you are blatantly attempting a fringe reset.

Have you forgotten how your fantasy Adam and Eve got shredded in this very thread or were you hoping that the rest of us forgot?

Either way, it is yet another example if your dishonesty.

[The Grand Nudger]

OFC there is.

No, it isn't.

He didn't..but more importantly..for you, if he didn't - then fuck god, right?  God has to have done shit the way you want him to, in the manner that makes you feel comfortable.

It's just reality and yes it is a heavily debated topic.  It is the Theory of Evolution, not the Law of Evolution. 

Common ancestry isn't based on the theory of evolution - and the "just a theory" song and dance is fundamentally idiotic.  There is the theory of evolution, and there are the facts of evolution. Common ancestry actually is based on something we call laws.  The laws of inheritance, worked out by gregor mendel, the core of the study of genetics, which is one part of the theory of evolution, called modern synth.  You get your genetic material from your mommy and daddy. That's where it comes from. Shared genetic material indicates shared ancestry. That's how paternity tests work.

There is no proof of common ancestry.

OFC there is, but more importantly..and apparently something you will never so much as allow yourself to address- 

If god made you from a monkey, if that's the way god wanted it..you have no time for that god. Made to choose between the discredited beheite tinkerer and a broader and more competent christian god, you choose the beheite tinkerer.

Christ doesn't know you, god does not listen to your prayers. Magic book is clear on this issue. The lord of the cosmos is not a god of ignorance or deference to personal desire. You need to go find jesus, man..before it's too late.

[CDF47]

I am sure about the last sentence.  Also, Eve was Adam's first and only wife.

I know that's what's in the book, but why?... why do you persist in claiming that the contents of the book are right above all and any other evidence?

Because the Bible claims to be the inspired Word of God and I believe it due to the prophecies foretold, the fact that information was found inside of DNA, the fact that the universe is super-symmetrical and fine-tuned for life, and based on faith in my LORD and Savior Jesus Christ.

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I am sure about the last sentence.  Also, Eve was Adam's first and only wife.

Now you are blatantly attempting a fringe reset.

Have you forgotten how your fantasy Adam and Eve got shredded in this very thread or were you hoping that the rest of us forgot?

Either way, it is yet another example if your dishonesty.

Evidence for Adam and Eve were not shredded in this thread.  In fact, DNA shows that all humans date back to one man and one woman.  Little is known of there exact origins or time of life, just more guesses.

[pocaracas]

I know that's what's in the book, but why?... why do you persist in claiming that the contents of the book are right above all and any other evidence?

Because the Bible claims to be the inspired Word of God and I believe it due to the prophecies foretold, the fact that information was found inside of DNA, the fact that the universe is super-symmetrical and fine-tuned for life, and based on faith in my LORD and Savior Jesus Christ.

So tell me, which of all those came to you first?
Of which of those things were you first aware, either still as a child, or as a grown up...?