Satirical logic for the atheistic mind

[Drich]

I did want to steal anyone's thunder so I started a new thread for this discussion:

The existence of science proves that everything labeled 'science' or even sciencie is real.

And since SCIENCE is real, there can be no question that what ever SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

Any honest people seen anything similar recently and can maybe draw a parallel or two that pretty trivializes whatever you believe, because according to this and the other thread our reason to believe are in fact the same, just different in presentation?? 

Of course not.

[brewer]

Homeopathy is science.

[Minimalist]

Dripshit, no fact has ever escaped your lips.

[Silver]

Huh??

[Amarok]

Titling this thread with the word  "logic " is about as illogical as one can get .

[zebo-the-fat]

Science tests it's predictions against reality and changes if the test fails, in that way it usualy gets closer to a true description of reality. Religion is fixed and ignores inconvenient facts and is never tested against reality

[I_am_not_mafia]

I did want to steal anyone's thunder so I started a new thread for this discussion:

The existence of science proves that everything labeled 'science' or even sciencie is real.

And since SCIENCE is real, there can be no question that what ever SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

Any honest people seen anything similar recently and can maybe draw a parallel or two that pretty trivializes whatever you believe, because according to this and the other thread our reason to believe are in fact the same, just different in presentation?? 

Of course not.

I'm impressed. I didn't think that you had enough self-awareness to do a deliberate impression of CDF47.

[notimportant1234]

I'll just tell you what I told a friend earlier. Realaty doesn't change according to your wims.

[Shell B]

I did want to steal anyone's thunder so I started a new thread for this discussion:

Don't worry. You didn't.

The existence of science proves that everything labeled 'science' or even sciencie is real.

No, it doesn't. I mean, science is real, but everything within the umbrella of science isn't necessarily true, which is what I think you mean by "real."

And since SCIENCE is real, there can be no question that what ever SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement.

Nobody believes that. The difference between credible scientists (not science because science doesn't say anything) and theists is that scientists agree that their theories are just the best formed conclusions they can make based on observation. Theists read an old book and took it as truth. Also, created? C'mon.

So, now that you've swapped the word god out for science and tried to mock the argument theists make all the time thusly, can we now agree that atheists do not make this argument, only theists do?

[ignoramus]

SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement

Someone please tell me he's only joking!