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[hellfire]

I am at a language disadvantage here residing in the UK, but what is a 'poe' and 'fer srs'.

Poe is a reference to Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing." Trolls with a fundamentalist front are often referred to as "poes".

Fer srs is simply short for "for serious" a.k.a. for real, legit, et cetera.

So I'm a Scandinavian goblin - Explain please.

[Thor]

So I'm a Scandinavian goblin - Explain please.

Do you seriously not know what a troll is in an online forum?

[Anomalocaris]

So I'm a Scandinavian goblin - Explain please.

Do you seriously not know what a troll is in an online forum?

Not as serious as you.

[Minimalist]

The use of such visual blasphemy is a sin and could eventually affect your eyesight. It is the same for all who self abuse and other things similar but not quite the same except in certain cases. Anyway - be warned minimalist.

Fuck you. I don't play with trolls.

[hellfire]

So I'm a Scandinavian goblin - Explain please.

Do you seriously not know what a troll is in an online forum?

No, I seriously did not beyond its accepted definition. I've looked it up on Google and now I do.

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The use of such visual blasphemy is a sin and could eventually affect your eyesight. It is the same for all who self abuse and other things similar but not quite the same except in certain cases. Anyway - be warned minimalist.

Fuck you. I don't play with trolls.

Ok minimalist. Now that I know what a troll is within this context.

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[quote='hellfire' pid='108840' dateline='1291821797']I shall forgive your ignorance as you are probably very young and naive. God only responds to a few languages - English, Welsh (the language of my church), Belgium (the Flemish part not the French) and I believe a couple of African languages that I cannot at the moment recall.

To insinuate god does not speak in tougues is positively monsterous.

yea I know.

[Paul the Human]

Yeah. This guy is, without a doubt, both a Poe and a Troll... and is quite probably Godhead.

I will let you know, Mr. Hellfire, that even though you are obviously only playing around, preaching is strictly against the rules here... and yes... you are preaching. Stop it. We don't mind wannabe comedians, so long as you have something relevant to say as well. So... pay up or shut up.

[Minimalist]

Does that mean we can throw rocks at him?

[hellfire]

Please -Anything but the rocks!!!

Well, folks having looked up the definition of Troll I'm not exactly out to disrupt you guys.

I read some of the comments from the extreme right; both Muslim & Christian and thought a bit of light relief might be welcomed. Thor spotted it by seeing my religious position of 'none' & I half thought that most of you would be aware that I was kidding around.

I became a Zen Buddhist in 83 in Okinawa. I was there learning and teaching martial arts after a training stint of 12 months in central China in a Shaolin temple. As you know, zen is just a philosophy of living in the moment. Anyway, it has become a fundamental part of my training. It is not a religion & has no belief in a deity. For me, it's just 'living in the zone' as much as possible.

Fundamentalism has got to be one of the most dangerous elements since Jesus played centre forward for Nazareth and some of the christian websites are unbelievable. Same goes for the Talliwallies.

I find that getting angry with them is a waste of time. They either get all sweet and disarming (which is a pisser) or they get violent & you can slap them. But what you can't do is reason with them as you guys well know.

I fully empathise with some of the tirades some of you guys have levelled at visiting 'fundies?' I've tried many times to break through to them, believing that there MUST be some trace of reason somewhere deep within their psyche, but no, not a bloody atom of sense. They seem to have about two brain cell each, and they're not on speaking terms !

Anyway, I'd like to stay around and wait for the next of god's sunbeams to alight onto this forum - I'm willing to do penance with the exception of ...................THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!! Please god allah, santa, the tooth fairy .....not that!!!

[Anomalocaris]

You can't catch the rocks we throw at you with a pair of chopsticks? What kind of Shaolin martial art zener are you?

[hellfire]

You can't catch the rocks we throw at you with a pair of chopsticks? What kind of Shaolin martial art zener are you?

Hi Chuck,

I studied in the UK in judo up to 2nd Dan (degree), then studied Tai chi chuan up to 5th degree with the Inernational Tai chi Association. Learned Wing chun in China (they gave bruises not grades). Taught in Okinawa for around a year where I accepted zen precepts. Now, as an old bugger, I'm training in a kind of rough house power striking system with a good bunch of lads, which keeps me going.

Long answer. Hope you don't find this too boring and self indulgent.