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I just had to share this pic with you guys
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 8:18 am
The porn totally broke Moses' tablet.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 8:42 am
(May 26, 2018 at 8:18 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The porn totally broke Moses' tablet.

Something about a "golden calf" I don't even want to know what that could be.



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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 8:44 am
(May 26, 2018 at 8:42 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 26, 2018 at 8:18 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The porn totally broke Moses' tablet.

Something about a "golden calf" I don't even want to know what that could be.

Two golden calves. Then two golden thighs. Then the golden arches.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 11:31 am
(May 26, 2018 at 8:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 26, 2018 at 8:42 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Something about a "golden calf" I don't even want to know what that could be.

Two golden calves. Then two golden thighs. Then the golden arches.

Stairway to heaven, right there.
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RE: I just had to share this pic with you guys
May 26, 2018 at 11:49 am (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 11:49 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(May 26, 2018 at 11:31 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 26, 2018 at 8:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Two golden calves. Then two golden thighs. Then the golden arches.

Stairway to heaven, right there.

I used to start kissing the sole of the right foot, and reverse course at the sole of the left foot. Each cycle progressively shorter. No hurry, no rush, just a bit longer stop at the "apex". Never had a complaint.
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